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Deadpool 2
« on: March 04, 2017, 08:40:37 PM »
The teaser is out:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5ezsReZcxU

(NSFW.  Of course it's NSFW; it's freakin' Deadpool)

Note the movie posters at around the 2:12 mark.

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Re: Deadpool 2
« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2017, 11:56:09 PM »
The teaser is out:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5ezsReZcxU

(NSFW.  Of course it's NSFW; it's freakin' Deadpool)

Note the movie posters at around the 2:12 mark.



Yeah, I saw the poster.  :rofl:

And I recommend using pause to read Deadpool's books synopsis at the end.
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Re: Deadpool 2
« Reply #2 on: March 05, 2017, 09:52:25 AM »
The first movie was ruined by cheap, gross-out sex jokes. I guess this next one will be ruined by old man getting gut-shot and left to die jokes?

I liked the part where he was making fun of Jackman.
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Re: Deadpool 2
« Reply #3 on: March 05, 2017, 01:52:15 PM »
The first movie was ruined by cheap, gross-out sex jokes. I guess this next one will be ruined by old man getting gut-shot and left to die jokes?

I liked the part where he was making fun of Jackman.

Fistful, the movies aren't ruined by those things. Those things are what makes those movies work. You just aren't the kind of person who appreciates Deadpool in all his glory.
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Re: Deadpool 2
« Reply #4 on: March 05, 2017, 02:06:51 PM »
I demand all movies be made to my tastes! Right now!
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Re: Deadpool 2
« Reply #5 on: March 05, 2017, 02:18:19 PM »
I demand all movies be made to my tastes! Right now!

I'm sure Hollywood will get right to it just as soon as they finish chastising the rest of America for voting for Trump.
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Re: Deadpool 2
« Reply #6 on: March 05, 2017, 02:46:01 PM »
And I recommend using pause to read Deadpool's books synopsis at the end.

At first, the synopsis of The Old Man and the Sea seemed quite random, but some sources claim there are parallels between it and the plot of Logan.

I have not seen Logan so I can't confirm/deny.
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« Reply #7 on: March 05, 2017, 03:08:32 PM »
I demand all movies be made to my tastes! Right now!

I can understand the desire for Hollywierd to fail and go broke.
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Re: Deadpool 2
« Reply #8 on: March 05, 2017, 03:10:57 PM »
I can understand the desire for Hollywierd to fail and go broke.


In all fairness, I'm pretty sure the high minded political minds of Hollyweird cannot understand why Deadpool does so well and hate America for it. 
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« Reply #9 on: March 05, 2017, 04:00:56 PM »
In all fairness, I'm pretty sure the high minded political minds of Hollyweird cannot understand why Deadpool does so well and hate America for it

Fixed.
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Re: Deadpool 2
« Reply #10 on: March 05, 2017, 04:58:28 PM »
I think Hollywood actually does understand that they've become an arm of the comic book industry (or I guess it's the other way around), and that Deadpool is all about that. That, and abusing the fourth wall.
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« Reply #11 on: March 05, 2017, 05:33:40 PM »
In all fairness, I'm pretty sure the high minded political minds of Hollyweird cannot understand why Deadpool does so well and hate America for it. 
There was one reviewer who complained about Deadpool's box office success, due to the fact that this would mean more movies that actually attract an audience, as opposed to the crap that panders to people who don't really consume much in the way of pop culture, not even out of loyalty to the people pandering to them. Just need to watch what happened to Ghostbusters at the box office.
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Re: Deadpool 2
« Reply #12 on: March 05, 2017, 06:20:53 PM »
I demand all movies be made to my tastes! Right now!

Check out the live-action Beauty And The Beast remake.

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Re: Deadpool 2
« Reply #13 on: March 06, 2017, 08:57:41 AM »
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Re: Deadpool 2
« Reply #14 on: March 06, 2017, 09:42:02 AM »
Fistful won't want any part of that
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I was kind of shocked that this was a big deal. From taking my kids to see a re-release of it in the theater when they were little, I got the impression the bully-Gaston guy's little toadie was implied as being probably gay and in love with him in the original 90's animated version. (shrug)
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« Reply #15 on: March 06, 2017, 02:11:28 PM »
I was kind of shocked that this was a big deal. From taking my kids to see a re-release of it in the theater when they were little, I got the impression the bully-Gaston guy's little toadie was implied as being probably gay and in love with him in the original 90's animated version. (shrug)

Well, now I feel stupid. I had seen the headline and assumed the gay character would be Luminar.

Whatever. There's plenty of gay in Disney. The only difference is now a days they can actually just say it.
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« Reply #16 on: March 06, 2017, 02:13:03 PM »
I had seen the headline and assumed the gay character would be Luminar. .

He is French, so you get half credit. =D
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« Reply #17 on: March 06, 2017, 02:14:36 PM »
He is French, so you get half credit. =D

He always seemed to be overcompensating a bit with his feather duster girlfriend.
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Re: Deadpool 2
« Reply #18 on: March 06, 2017, 02:54:53 PM »
I was kind of shocked that this was a big deal. From taking my kids to see a re-release of it in the theater when they were little, I got the impression the bully-Gaston guy's little toadie was implied as being probably gay and in love with him in the original 90's animated version. (shrug)

That's because our culture has decided that any expression of affection between two people (regardless of their respective sex) means sexual attraction, mainly because our culture (for all it's claims about "freedom") is absolutely obsessed with sex.

Admiration (even slobbering admiration, like from LeFou) has long been a part of society: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVNHcob3oJg (I could have linked to more heroic things all the way back to Greeks and Romans, but rather than step into THAT argument, I picked a more clear example.)

Of course, today, the little dog is clearly just gay. Because everything is about sex.
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Re: Deadpool 2
« Reply #19 on: March 06, 2017, 04:15:04 PM »
That's because our culture has decided that any expression of affection between two people (regardless of their respective sex) means sexual attraction, mainly because our culture (for all it's claims about "freedom") is absolutely obsessed with sex.

Admiration (even slobbering admiration, like from LeFou) has long been a part of society: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVNHcob3oJg (I could have linked to more heroic things all the way back to Greeks and Romans, but rather than step into THAT argument, I picked a more clear example.)

Of course, today, the little dog is clearly just gay. Because everything is about sex.


Don't forget Bert & Ernie, David & Johnathon, etc.

And now we must indoctrinate the children early-on to think the gay is OK. Anyone who disagrees with that is a deviant, and should undergo conversion therapy.
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Re: Deadpool 2
« Reply #20 on: March 06, 2017, 07:17:36 PM »
Perhaps Deadpool 2 will parody gay Disney characters as well as superhero movies.  

The real question is will it involve some bad guy threatening his girlfriend.  Because superhero movies are notoriously hard on superhero girlfriends.  Or will she become a mutant also?
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Re: Deadpool 2
« Reply #21 on: April 19, 2018, 02:10:20 PM »
Thread necro; another trailer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aov5GCcTVE

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« Reply #22 on: April 19, 2018, 04:59:35 PM »
Here’s another
https://youtu.be/20bpjtCbCz0
Gratuitous teabag in there some where 😂
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« Reply #23 on: April 19, 2018, 07:45:28 PM »
Thread necro; another trailer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aov5GCcTVE

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Re: Deadpool 2
« Reply #24 on: April 19, 2018, 08:06:51 PM »
Metal. Cable has a metal arm.

In my defense, I'm dealing with an ear infection.

Metal it is.
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