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I'm probably going to be losing my job...
« on: March 08, 2017, 10:55:26 AM »
I told some coworkers that I was going to take today off for National Woman's Day.

When asked why, I told them that for the day I'm self-identifying as a repressed woman.

The scramble to find the phone number to HR was impressive.

How dare those judgmental bastards question my temporary life choices?
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Re: I'm probably going to be losing my job...
« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2017, 10:57:22 AM »
Just please don't post any Bruce Jenner style pictures to prove your point. :P
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Re: I'm probably going to be losing my job...
« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2017, 11:08:48 AM »
Just please don't post any Bruce Jenner style pictures to prove your point. :P

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Re: I'm probably going to be losing my job...
« Reply #3 on: March 08, 2017, 11:12:18 AM »
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Re: I'm probably going to be losing my job...
« Reply #5 on: March 08, 2017, 12:54:39 PM »
I told some coworkers that I was going to take today off for National Woman's Day.

When asked why, I told them that for the day I'm self-identifying as a repressed woman.

The scramble to find the phone number to HR was impressive.

How dare those judgmental bastards question my temporary life choices?

Why do I suspect that more than just that was said?

???

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Re: I'm probably going to be losing my job...
« Reply #6 on: March 08, 2017, 01:12:20 PM »
Why do I suspect that more than just that was said?

???

Terry

Why do you suspect that that was said at all?

It's a joke.
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Re: I'm probably going to be losing my job...
« Reply #7 on: March 08, 2017, 01:20:36 PM »
^ *It's a joke. "

It's a joke.

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Re: I'm probably going to be losing my job...
« Reply #8 on: March 08, 2017, 02:38:44 PM »
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Re: I'm probably going to be losing my job...
« Reply #9 on: March 08, 2017, 04:28:59 PM »
Courtesy of Matt Drudge:

http://www.ctpost.com/local/article/Transgender-candidate-running-for-governor-10980464.php

Looks like a dude to me, but

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But Wyatt, 46, a former model who was born an intersex person,

so, quien sabe?
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Re: I'm probably going to be losing my job...
« Reply #10 on: March 08, 2017, 06:19:30 PM »
If you change your name to something like Ms. Oprah Running Deer Hernandez, they won't be ABLE to fire you - you'll be a one man (woman?) affirmative action compliance program!
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Re: I'm probably going to be losing my job...
« Reply #11 on: March 08, 2017, 09:07:37 PM »
You should have gone all Racheal Donzell on them just to put a cherry on that sundae...
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Re: I'm probably going to be losing my job...
« Reply #12 on: March 08, 2017, 09:20:09 PM »
Go in tomorrow wearing a penis hat.
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Re: I'm probably going to be losing my job...
« Reply #13 on: March 08, 2017, 10:24:34 PM »
Just please don't post any Bruce Jenner style pictures to prove your point. :P

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Re: I'm probably going to be losing my job...
« Reply #14 on: March 08, 2017, 11:02:51 PM »


Hey Charby! Scout hacked your account!  :laugh:
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Re: I'm probably going to be losing my job...
« Reply #15 on: March 08, 2017, 11:05:00 PM »
Hey Charby! Scout hacked your account!  :laugh:

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Re: I'm probably going to be losing my job...
« Reply #16 on: March 09, 2017, 06:23:34 AM »


That's a fantastic selfie of you, Charby...
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Re: I'm probably going to be losing my job...
« Reply #17 on: March 09, 2017, 08:20:07 AM »
That's a fantastic selfie of you, Charby...

If that's me, then this is you.

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Re: I'm probably going to be losing my job...
« Reply #18 on: March 09, 2017, 09:00:02 AM »
If that's me, then this is you.



Boy, you were a LOT thinner when you took that selfie, Charby...

What happened? Get married and stop caring? :rofl:
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Re: I'm probably going to be losing my job...
« Reply #19 on: March 09, 2017, 11:14:38 AM »
Boy, you were a LOT thinner when you took that selfie, Charby...

What happened? Get married and stop caring? :rofl:

Well, you did leave me for that younger stud, so I gave up on myself.
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