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Franken's Constitution "different" from Scalia's copy
« on: March 22, 2017, 09:29:18 AM »
And there is the fundamental problem with libs.

And others have finally noticed that some of these libs are just plain stupid or ignorant, I opt for stupid for them. ;)

http://ijr.com/2017/03/829131-senator-al-franken-seems-claim-different-constitution-people-sure-going/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=Owned&utm_term=ijamerica&utm_campaign=ods&utm_content=Politics


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Re: Franken's Constitution "different" from Scalia's copy
« Reply #1 on: March 22, 2017, 09:50:23 AM »
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Franken, a “Saturday Night Live” (SNL) alumnus and Harvard graduate, was first elected senator in 2008. He currently serves on multiple committees, including the Judiciary and the Health, Education, Labor, and Pensions (HELP) Committees.


It's way too early in the morning for these kinds of reminders about what impressive Solons we've elected to the Senate. [shudder]
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Re: Franken's Constitution "different" from Scalia's copy
« Reply #2 on: March 22, 2017, 10:02:36 AM »

It's way too early in the morning for these kinds of reminders about what impressive Solons we've elected to the Senate. [shudder]

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Re: Franken's Constitution "different" from Scalia's copy
« Reply #3 on: March 22, 2017, 10:10:31 AM »
They found a copy of Franken's Constitution!


Here's the preamble...

"We the Government of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Government, establish Government, insure domestic Government, provide for the common Government, promote the general Government, and secure the Blessings of Government to ourselves and our Government, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States Government."
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Re: Franken's Constitution "different" from Scalia's copy
« Reply #4 on: March 22, 2017, 11:02:35 AM »
"Ignorant" can be fixed.
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Re: Franken's Constitution "different" from Scalia's copy
« Reply #5 on: March 22, 2017, 11:05:45 AM »
"Ignorant" can be fixed.

"Mentally deranged" however, cannot. >:D
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Re: Franken's Constitution "different" from Scalia's copy
« Reply #6 on: March 22, 2017, 11:06:56 AM »
"Mentally deranged" however, cannot. >:D

There is a fix for everything.... >:D
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Re: Franken's Constitution "different" from Scalia's copy
« Reply #7 on: March 22, 2017, 11:18:35 AM »
"Ignorant" can be fixed.

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Re: Franken's Constitution "different" from Scalia's copy
« Reply #8 on: March 22, 2017, 11:30:34 AM »
See: Detcord...
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Re: Franken's Constitution "different" from Scalia's copy
« Reply #9 on: March 22, 2017, 12:06:22 PM »
Franken is funnier now than when he was on SNL.

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Re: Franken's Constitution "different" from Scalia's copy
« Reply #10 on: March 22, 2017, 12:30:43 PM »
Franken is funnier now than when he was on SNL.

Better material to work with.
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Re: Franken's Constitution "different" from Scalia's copy
« Reply #11 on: March 22, 2017, 05:43:54 PM »
Better material to work with.

He did, after all, say that he built a career around talking about the absurd. He's certainly in the right place.
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Re: Franken's Constitution "different" from Scalia's copy
« Reply #12 on: March 22, 2017, 10:08:22 PM »
There are two videos on this page with amusing interchange between Gorsuch, and a guy named Al Franken, who apparently (per the second video) thinks that Merrick Garland was (or is) a justice of the Supreme Court.

http://twitchy.com/sd-3133/2017/03/21/doggone-it-al-franken-beclowns-himself-over-gorsuch-for-the-second-day-in-a-row/
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Re: Franken's Constitution "different" from Scalia's copy
« Reply #13 on: March 22, 2017, 10:49:20 PM »
"Ignorant" can be fixed.

"Mentally deranged" however, cannot. >:D

There is a fix for everything.... >:D


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Re: Franken's Constitution "different" from Scalia's copy
« Reply #14 on: March 23, 2017, 09:40:30 AM »
OF COURSE Franken's Constitution is different from the one Scalia used - after all, good old Antonin worked from the UNITED STATES constitution.

Who knows which one Franken is using?

Bolivia?

Cameroon?

North Korea?

Your guess is as good as mine.
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