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Re: They came for my front porch!
« Reply #25 on: April 17, 2017, 08:06:42 PM »
No necessary illegal if he has a trapping license and is in season...  And yes, squirrel poles do work.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldA8TwRWjbw
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Re: They came for my front porch!
« Reply #26 on: April 17, 2017, 09:28:50 PM »
Squirrel vs Slinky vs Man vs Slinky vs Man vs Squirrel vs Bird Feeder vs Squirrel

Funny, some expletives

https://youtu.be/t-voGcqQ8Tg
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Re: They came for my front porch!
« Reply #27 on: April 17, 2017, 10:03:56 PM »
Quote from: HeroHog on April 17, 2017, 07:49:18 PM
Serious suggestion I found
https://youtu.be/yTVVS5Sk5Zk

Lordy, Lordy, don't he like to talk!

About a 6 and a half minute video... much less if you don't count the promo crap at the end.  A good 2 and half minutes before he even touches a prop.  Finally, about the 3 and a half minute mark, he actually drives a couple of screws.

All the look, feel,  and excitement of an unboxing video.  Unboxing videos annoy me.  [/rant]
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Re: They came for my front porch!
« Reply #28 on: April 17, 2017, 10:09:56 PM »
Quote from: Amy Schumer on April 17, 2017, 08:06:42 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldA8TwRWjbw

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For those of you saying this product doesn't work your using it wrong. Stand real still with the box in hand and when the squirrel comes in range to chuck it at them as hard as you can. So far I've gotten three of those little bastards.
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Re: They came for my front porch!
« Reply #29 on: April 17, 2017, 11:27:41 PM »
Start putting out corn.  Then hunt over bait.  Even if it fails, the squirrels will get too fat to climb up on the porch. 

Is there any way to encourage more hawks and owls to hang around?

Otherwise, try mustard or mayonnaise. 
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