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Moar "stuff" you can't make up
« on: May 16, 2017, 03:00:01 PM »
Life is stranger than fiction: Russian patriarch tries Holy Water to ward off the WannaCry virus

https://heatst.com/tech/russias-secret-weapon-against-ransomware-virus-holy-water/
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Re: Moar "stuff" you can't make up
« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2017, 03:01:27 PM »
I suppose it might work if he poured it into the computer's hard drive.......
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Re: Moar "stuff" you can't make up
« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2017, 04:00:16 PM »

omnissiah delivers.

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Re: Moar "stuff" you can't make up
« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2017, 05:01:33 PM »
So, if we get Holy Water by having a priest bless water, can I get Holy Oil if I ask a priest to bless a gallon of Mobil-1?
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Re: Re: Moar "stuff" you can't make up
« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2017, 11:16:35 PM »
Quote from: Hawkmoon on May 16, 2017, 05:01:33 PM
So, if we get Holy Water by having a priest bless water, can I get Holy Oil if I ask a priest to bless a gallon of Mobil-1?
Crisco.
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Re: Moar "stuff" you can't make up
« Reply #5 on: May 17, 2017, 12:28:28 AM »
Quote from: makattak on May 16, 2017, 11:16:35 PM
Quote from: Hawkmoon on May 16, 2017, 05:01:33 PM
So, if we get Holy Water by having a priest bless water, can I get Holy Oil if I ask a priest to bless a gallon of Mobil-1?
Crisco.
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Re: Moar "stuff" you can't make up
« Reply #6 on: May 17, 2017, 09:07:36 AM »
Quote from: TommyGunn on May 16, 2017, 03:01:27 PM
I suppose it might work if he poured it into the computer's hard drive.......
I would just submerge the whole thing.  That will keep any computer virus from attacking your computer or functioning if already there.   =)
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Re: Moar "stuff" you can't make up
« Reply #7 on: May 17, 2017, 09:12:01 AM »
???  I bless my computer every day.

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