Author Topic: Whew, looks like Florida man has converted from Islam, now.  (Read 480 times)

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http://www.nbc-2.com/story/35481481/florida-man-crashes-car-into-sheriffs-dont-drink-and-drive-unit?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

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A Citrus County man driving drunk crashed his car into the sheriff's brand new drunk-driving awareness vehicle.

Because Islam forbids alcohol.

I knew he couldn't keep away from the drink.
I wish the Ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.

So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world, Frodo, besides the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring. In which case, you also were meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought

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Re: Whew, looks like Florida man has converted from Islam, now.
« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2017, 07:39:32 PM »
He obviously needs better and more supervision, because the possibilities were not "endless"....
Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.


Bring me my Broadsword and a clear understanding.
Get up to the roundhouse on the cliff-top standing.
Take women and children and bed them down.
Bless with a hard heart those that stand with me.
Bless the women and children who firm our hands.
Put our backs to the north wind.
Hold fast by the river.
Sweet memories to drive us on,
for the motherland.