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You know you want a pair
« on: May 25, 2017, 10:00:54 PM »
http://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/2017/05/25/gunsticles-really-compensate/

Which color to choose: tactical black or dark earth?
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Re: You know you want a pair
« Reply #1 on: May 25, 2017, 10:07:14 PM »
I might not last very long or be very effective but I'll be a real pain in the ass for a minute!
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Re: You know you want a pair
« Reply #2 on: May 25, 2017, 10:08:00 PM »
They make a dandy forward grip I hear...
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Re: You know you want a pair
« Reply #3 on: May 25, 2017, 10:10:07 PM »
Will they attach to the magazine? A long barrel needs something to balance it out.

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Re: You know you want a pair
« Reply #4 on: May 25, 2017, 10:28:50 PM »
There's no way I'm gon'ad those to my rifle.
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Re: You know you want a pair
« Reply #5 on: May 25, 2017, 10:31:42 PM »
http://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/2017/05/25/gunsticles-really-compensate/

Which color to choose: tactical black or dark earth?

Nothing say a peach or cream color ??
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Re: You know you want a pair
« Reply #6 on: May 25, 2017, 11:24:14 PM »
There's no way I'm gon'ad those to my rifle.

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Re: You know you want a pair
« Reply #7 on: May 26, 2017, 12:22:56 AM »
They make a dandy forward grip I hear...

Are we ready for another go-round with the BATFEABCXYZ waffling back and forth:  Are they a foregrip, or are they not a foregrip? Yes no yes no yes no yes no....
 
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Re: You know you want a pair
« Reply #8 on: May 26, 2017, 07:05:46 AM »
I think we've finally found something that is stupider, more reprehensible, and more of a complete waste of resources than a badge saying "Concealed Weapon Carrier."
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Re: You know you want a pair
« Reply #9 on: May 26, 2017, 11:54:33 AM »
Well, yeah, pretty tasteless, except for the foregrip principle.

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I'm just waiting for the first poor schnook with a good record to get tagged with that kind of violation.  Oh, what a case, depending on the actual statutory lingo.

Is it a foregrip?  Yesnoyesnoyesnoyesno...

Would it be an "infringement?"  I might have to change my signature line to add "testicles."

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WHATEVER YOUR DEFINITION OF "INFRINGE " IS, YOU SHOULDN'T BE DOING IT.

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Re: You know you want a pair
« Reply #10 on: May 26, 2017, 02:15:08 PM »
We often talk about how a DA would conduct a trial against a gun owner depending on the features of the gun used...EBR, high cap magazine, etc.  What, pray tell, do you think a DA would do if you had a set of these hanging off your firearm used in a shooting?  And, probably far more important, what would a jury think?  (Though I gotta say that the off-records jokes would likely be awesome.)
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Re: You know you want a pair
« Reply #11 on: May 26, 2017, 02:57:20 PM »
They make a dandy forward grip I hear...

Yeah, for angry feminists!

If they rebranded them as Trumpticles, they would sell a lot more to shooters who are liberal or, even better, part of the Republican establishment.  It would bring new meaning to "squeeze off a shot."
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Re: You know you want a pair
« Reply #12 on: May 26, 2017, 03:15:49 PM »
I think we've finally found something that is stupider, more reprehensible, and more of a complete waste of resources than a badge saying "Concealed Weapon Carrier."


I agree it's more of a waste. At least with the CCW badge, you know they're a misguided naif. With these things, the potential for irony is too high. You don't know if the guy is clowning, or just a clown.
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Re: You know you want a pair
« Reply #13 on: May 26, 2017, 05:50:13 PM »
Mine clank when I shoot, now yours can too.


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Re: You know you want a pair
« Reply #14 on: May 26, 2017, 06:00:34 PM »
I'd like to see them made out of dried up little bits of leather.
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Re: You know you want a pair
« Reply #15 on: May 27, 2017, 12:12:32 PM »
So is that some new version of Smart Carry?
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Re: You know you want a pair
« Reply #16 on: May 27, 2017, 12:14:24 PM »
I would think a more appropriate idea would be some sort of dual tactical light/laser.

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Re: You know you want a pair
« Reply #17 on: May 27, 2017, 09:06:46 PM »
I'd like to see them made out of dried up little bits of leather.

I've always wanted a coin purse made from a scrotum. Maybe a bull scrote handbag for the wife...
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