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This is actually a cereal...
« on: June 08, 2017, 08:45:11 AM »
on sale at my local grocery store...


It looks like it's a bowl of chimp *expletive deleted*it...
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Re: This is actually a cereal...
« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2017, 09:06:52 AM »
reminds me of Calvin's favorite, those Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs.   :)

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Re: This is actually a cereal...
« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2017, 10:36:04 AM »
Actually, that's not what chimp excrement looks like.  It is not in round nuggets.  As a former zookeeper, I know what I am talking about... [barf]

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Re: This is actually a cereal...
« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2017, 10:42:15 AM »
 :facepalm:

I was being metaphorical.
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Re: This is actually a cereal...
« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2017, 11:08:03 AM »
I'm just insulted at the blatant false advertising. Not a single chocolate chimp in that whole bowl.
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Re: This is actually a cereal...
« Reply #5 on: June 08, 2017, 11:33:45 AM »
Well, metaphorically, yeah....

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Re: This is actually a cereal...
« Reply #6 on: June 08, 2017, 11:45:57 AM »
The folks I used to dog-sit for had some. Not bad, actually. Better than a lot of the gluten-ganic slop I've tried.

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Re: This is actually a cereal...
« Reply #7 on: June 08, 2017, 01:44:35 PM »
The folks I used to dog-sit for had some. Not bad, actually. Better than a lot of the gluten-ganic slop I've tried.

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Re: This is actually a cereal...
« Reply #8 on: June 08, 2017, 03:16:39 PM »
There is no way I would ever eat cereal with a chimp on the box.

Spiders scare me.

Chimps absolutely *expletive deleted*ing terrify me. They are absolute murder machines.
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Re: This is actually a cereal...
« Reply #9 on: June 08, 2017, 04:05:59 PM »
There is no way I would ever eat cereal with a chimp on the box.

Spiders scare me.

Chimps absolutely *expletive deleted*ing terrify me. They are absolute murder machines.

Yes, they are.  At the zoo we were told that elephants were the most dangerous, followed by chimps.  The bastards would grab the padlocks and pull on them to check and see if were fastened.  I was terrified of not locking the doors properly.  On the chimp cages we bolted the cage doors shut for extra protection.

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Re: This is actually a cereal...
« Reply #10 on: June 08, 2017, 04:29:40 PM »
Their brand name, "Envirokidzzz!!!" is absolutely obnoxious, but I have to admit their Gorilla Munch cereal tastes pretty good. Really​, though, I buy it for the name.
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Re: This is actually a cereal...
« Reply #11 on: June 08, 2017, 05:59:57 PM »
There was once a brand of malted milk balls the size of handballs that were called Gorilla Balls. They failed to reach an audience.
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Re: This is actually a cereal...
« Reply #12 on: June 08, 2017, 10:34:49 PM »
There was once a brand of malted milk balls the size of handballs that were called Gorilla Balls. They failed to reach an audience.

In no small part because I didn't know about them.
I simply cannot buy the large packages of malted milk balls, I have no self control where they are concerned.
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Re: This is actually a cereal...
« Reply #13 on: June 08, 2017, 10:42:04 PM »
I'm the same way. A box of Whoppers does not last long around me.
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Re: This is actually a cereal...
« Reply #14 on: June 08, 2017, 11:27:37 PM »
I'm the same way. A box of Whoppers does not last long around me.

Dad's favorites as well, he kept them and Milk Duds in the freezer so he couldn't/wouldn't eat handfuls at a time....  He had to enjoy and savor them one at time....
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Re: This is actually a cereal...
« Reply #15 on: June 09, 2017, 07:34:25 AM »
I've also always been very fond of malted milk balls.

Some years ago I happened into a candy store that was selling strawberry and vanilla flavored malted milk balls.

Holy hell those were addictive.
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Re: This is actually a cereal...
« Reply #16 on: June 09, 2017, 09:37:28 AM »
I've also always been very fond of malted milk balls.

Some years ago I happened into a candy store that was selling strawberry and vanilla flavored malted milk balls.

Holy hell those were addictive.

Whoppers still makes Strawberry Milkshake.

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Re: This is actually a cereal...
« Reply #17 on: June 09, 2017, 10:14:38 AM »
Whoppers still makes Strawberry Milkshake.

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You rat bastard. You had to tell me that, didn't you?
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Re: This is actually a cereal...
« Reply #18 on: June 09, 2017, 10:16:48 AM »
Yes, they are.  At the zoo we were told that elephants were the most dangerous, followed by chimps.  The bastards would grab the padlocks and pull on them to check and see if were fastened.  I was terrified of not locking the doors properly.  On the chimp cages we bolted the cage doors shut for extra protection.

Biggest problem with chimps is that they're smarter than most humans, pound for pound about 4 times stronger than humans, and potentially more violent than an MS-13 pit bull.
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Re: This is actually a cereal...
« Reply #19 on: June 09, 2017, 10:29:56 AM »
You rat bastard. You had to tell me that, didn't you?





Oh, did I do that... ? *walks a way whistling innocently*

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Re: This is actually a cereal...
« Reply #20 on: June 09, 2017, 10:45:50 AM »
Ah *expletive deleted*it... Whoppers still makes Vanilla malted milk balls.

I'm so screwed...
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Re: This is actually a cereal...
« Reply #21 on: June 09, 2017, 11:06:28 AM »
Ah *expletive deleted*it... Whoppers still makes Vanilla malted milk balls.

I'm so screwed...

Coat them in White chocolate and I would kill myself eating them!
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Re: This is actually a cereal...
« Reply #23 on: June 09, 2017, 11:11:49 AM »
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Re: This is actually a cereal...
« Reply #24 on: June 09, 2017, 11:20:26 AM »
Economy candy?

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That's one hell of a name!

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