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Re: Junior dev manages to cripple/kill company on first day
« Reply #50 on: June 14, 2017, 11:46:54 AM »
"Your post missed many key points,"

OMG! You mean that NO ONE at APS can use any sort of simplification for anything anymore -- that they must explain every concept and nuance in exacting, precise, detail -- because someone else might not get something?

I guess APS needs a new motto...

TO SIMPLIFY IS TO SIN

or maybe...

BABY JESUS CRIES WHEN THE EXPLANATION ISN'T DOGMATIC

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Re: Junior dev manages to cripple/kill company on first day
« Reply #51 on: June 14, 2017, 11:55:06 AM »
Yeah, you're not mad at all.

you know what this thread needs? More sputtering, frothing caps lock and logical fallacies from mike Irwin.
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Re: Junior dev manages to cripple/kill company on first day
« Reply #52 on: June 14, 2017, 11:56:57 AM »
Nobody said you needed to explain everything in detail, guy.

You explained nothing. You did it deliberately, so you could feel superior.
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Re: Junior dev manages to cripple/kill company on first day
« Reply #53 on: June 14, 2017, 12:06:40 PM »
No. I just didn't feel like meeting your standards of anal exactitude by providing a 40,000 word essay on the cloud, its architecture, and its operation.

Here's your next data delivery from Amish Cloud Services, Inc. :rofl:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUFL6tWlf5A
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Re: Junior dev manages to cripple/kill company on first day
« Reply #54 on: June 14, 2017, 12:24:08 PM »
I would be very remiss, though, in pointing out the Cloud's greatest benefit to society worldwide...

Virtually unlimited access to porn.
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Re: Junior dev manages to cripple/kill company on first day
« Reply #56 on: June 14, 2017, 12:50:44 PM »
And I was wearing an onion on my belt, which was the style of the time...  :old:
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Re: Junior dev manages to cripple/kill company on first day
« Reply #57 on: June 14, 2017, 02:47:32 PM »
I really don't understand why you've turned this thread into a vehicle to call people idiots and be a jerk. Each successive post from you has been dripping with derision, and i'm not quite sure what anyone has done to earn it.

You should chill out

It's mike. Angrier and angrier is kinda his trademark.




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Re: Junior dev manages to cripple/kill company on first day
« Reply #58 on: June 14, 2017, 02:53:04 PM »


 :rofl:

Someone set this up on purpose. Right?  :laugh:
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Re: Junior dev manages to cripple/kill company on first day
« Reply #59 on: June 14, 2017, 04:56:50 PM »
And this has run its course.
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