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Re: Things I never knew existed: puppy play
« Reply #1 on: June 28, 2017, 08:42:37 AM »
Not sure I even want to know how you came across this.

I was only able to read 1/2 the first paragraph before I was done.
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Re: Things I never knew existed: puppy play
« Reply #2 on: June 28, 2017, 08:51:24 AM »
^^^The Stranger is the leading alternative newspaper in Seattle, and I have been reading it for decades.
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Re: Things I never knew existed: puppy play
« Reply #3 on: June 28, 2017, 08:52:16 AM »
GAH!

DUDE! NOT SAFE FOR WORK!

Holy crap, I was expecting a cute video of actual puppies playing!
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Re: Things I never knew existed: puppy play
« Reply #4 on: June 28, 2017, 09:18:21 AM »
Not sure I even want to know how you came across this.

I was only able to read 1/2 the first paragraph before I was done.

Well here is part you missed.

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Tugger from a nervous shy-guy to the proud leather-poodle who turned every head at this year's IML. These days, Tugger serves as Mr. Phoenix Leather and is a voice for puppies of all stripes, including cuddly nuzzle pups, watchdogs who guard the group from the sidelines, playful pups who like to pounce, and wrestlers who push each other over to establish dominance.

As for himself, he said, "I'm very proud of the fact that I'm a standard poodle." In other words, he presents as fluffy and effeminate,

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« Reply #5 on: June 28, 2017, 09:23:42 AM »
What about kitten, fox, and a host of other animal play?

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Re: Things I never knew existed: puppy play
« Reply #6 on: June 28, 2017, 09:31:27 AM »
Thread title should read : Things I wish I never new existed.
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Re: Things I never knew existed: puppy play
« Reply #7 on: June 28, 2017, 09:36:44 AM »
Well, I learned all I need to know just from the comments here. And now I will always have to hesitate before viewing any puppy videos on youtube.

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Re: Things I never knew existed: puppy play
« Reply #8 on: June 28, 2017, 09:58:40 AM »
http://www.thestranger.com/features/feature/2015/06/24/22437022/what-is-puppy-play-and-why-is-it-so-popular

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Re: Things I never knew existed: puppy play
« Reply #9 on: June 28, 2017, 10:13:20 AM »
When I was in basic/AIT at Ft. Benning, about 20 years ago, the drill sergeants had a phrase they liked to use when we messed up. "That's as wrong as two boys f**kin'!"

They could have said, "That's as wrong as multiple young men pretending to be puppies in a gay bar." There's no real difference.
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Re: Things I never knew existed: puppy play
« Reply #10 on: June 28, 2017, 11:19:17 AM »
This place has gone to the dogs........................ >:D :facepalm: :mad: ;/ :old: [tinfoil]
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Re: Things I never knew existed: puppy play
« Reply #11 on: June 28, 2017, 02:23:38 PM »
Yeah... I don't think I'm going to top that for "This week in our crazy world."

NEXT week, though...
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Re: Re: Things I never knew existed: puppy play
« Reply #12 on: June 28, 2017, 02:24:27 PM »
Yeah... I don't think I'm going to top that for "This week in our crazy world."

NEXT week, though...
Hey at least it wasn't about daddy dom's and littles...

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Re: Things I never knew existed: puppy play
« Reply #13 on: June 28, 2017, 02:29:37 PM »
Again, being late to the party pays off.   Not clicking on it and this is one more thread I will not read ever again.
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Re: Things I never knew existed: puppy play
« Reply #14 on: June 28, 2017, 06:13:00 PM »
Pretty obvious from the thread title that it was going to be that sort of thing.
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Re: Things I never knew existed: puppy play
« Reply #15 on: June 28, 2017, 06:25:30 PM »
Ben stated:

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I made it to three or four paragraphs before I decided to click out.

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She threw sidearm.  So it wouldn't be said that she threw like a girl.
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Re: Things I never knew existed: puppy play
« Reply #16 on: June 28, 2017, 08:54:10 PM »
I thought pony play was screwed up, but...

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Re: Things I never knew existed: puppy play
« Reply #17 on: June 28, 2017, 09:11:01 PM »
Glad I read through here first. I figured it was going to be something about like those places where you can rent time with animals and stuff to relieve stress.
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Re: Things I never knew existed: puppy play
« Reply #18 on: June 28, 2017, 09:46:39 PM »
Not sure I even want to know how you came across this.

I was only able to read 1/2 the first paragraph before I was done.

I was done at the image.

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Re: Things I never knew existed: puppy play
« Reply #19 on: June 28, 2017, 10:22:47 PM »
GAH!

DUDE! NOT SAFE FOR WORK!

Holy crap, I was expecting a cute video of actual puppies playing!

I can see the scramble for the exit button as the image came on the screen.  :rofl: :rofl:
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Re: Things I never knew existed: puppy play
« Reply #20 on: June 28, 2017, 10:49:47 PM »
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Re: Things I never knew existed: puppy play
« Reply #21 on: June 29, 2017, 02:32:05 AM »
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Re: Things I never knew existed: puppy play
« Reply #22 on: June 29, 2017, 08:02:48 AM »
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« Reply #23 on: June 29, 2017, 05:27:57 PM »
What about kitten, fox, and a host of other animal play?


It all exists. Any anime conventions is overflowing with girls (and boys) in cat and fox ears.

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Re: Things I never knew existed: puppy play
« Reply #24 on: June 29, 2017, 05:32:11 PM »


Hey, it's Scout!  I haven't seen him since Amy Schumer showed-up.
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