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Politically Correct Hollywood Is Doomed
« on: August 12, 2017, 11:42:40 PM »
http://tennesseewatchman.com/2017/08/12/politically-correct-hollywood-is-doomed/

A list of new movies coming out that are sure to be hits.  Here are a couple of examples from the list.   =)

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The Bike Lane Warrior: Mad Max is back, but this time he’s caring about the environment! Forget the carbon criminal Max of the past. It’s no longer the last of the V8 interceptors; now he’s got a 10-speed cruiser with a banana seat and he’s pedaling his way through Brooklyn seeking adventure! Starring Zooey Deschanel as “The Humongess,” a 95-pound chick who is tougher and better at fighting than Max and every other man because of girl power!

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Lassie Must Die!: Little Timmy learns the heartbreaking truth, that his corgi is helping to cause global warming and is also annoying his Muslim neighbor who just got here from Somalia thanks to a judge in Hawaii! Timmy realizes that his dog must be sacrificed to the Weird Weather Religion and to the whims of some pushy foreigner. After all, as Timmy learns, he’s merely an American citizen, so he doesn’t matter.
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Re: Politically Correct Hollywood Is Doomed
« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2017, 12:24:34 AM »
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After all, as Timmy learns, he’s merely an American citizen, so he doesn’t matter.

Wow. That certainly has been the zeitgeist. That is so how they got Trump.
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Re: Politically Correct Hollywood Is Doomed
« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2017, 12:37:57 AM »
http://tennesseewatchman.com/2017/08/12/politically-correct-hollywood-is-doomed/
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“The Humongess,” a 95-pound chick who is tougher and better at fighting than Max and every other man because of girl power!


Is Max played by Adam Baldwin ??


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Re: Politically Correct Hollywood Is Doomed
« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2017, 12:58:21 AM »
Is Max played by Adam Baldwin ??

Don't know, but the screenwriting has been going on here for years.

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Re: Politically Correct Hollywood Is Doomed
« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2017, 01:21:12 AM »
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The Bike Lane Warrior: Mad Max is back, but this time he’s caring about the environment! Forget the carbon criminal Max of the past. It’s no longer the last of the V8 interceptors; now he’s got a 10-speed cruiser with a banana seat and he’s pedaling his way through Brooklyn seeking adventure!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFlZ6pVtnv0
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Re: Politically Correct Hollywood Is Doomed
« Reply #6 on: August 13, 2017, 04:56:07 PM »


Is Max played by Adam Baldwin ??



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