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« on: August 12, 2017, 07:42:40 PM »

http://tennesseewatchman.com/2017/08/12/politically-correct-hollywood-is-doomed/

A list of new movies coming out that are sure to be hits.  Here are a couple of examples from the list.   smiley

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The Bike Lane Warrior: Mad Max is back, but this time hes caring about the environment! Forget the carbon criminal Max of the past. Its no longer the last of the V8 interceptors; now hes got a 10-speed cruiser with a banana seat and hes pedaling his way through Brooklyn seeking adventure! Starring Zooey Deschanel as The Humongess, a 95-pound chick who is tougher and better at fighting than Max and every other man because of girl power!

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Lassie Must Die!: Little Timmy learns the heartbreaking truth, that his corgi is helping to cause global warming and is also annoying his Muslim neighbor who just got here from Somalia thanks to a judge in Hawaii! Timmy realizes that his dog must be sacrificed to the Weird Weather Religion and to the whims of some pushy foreigner. After all, as Timmy learns, hes merely an American citizen, so he doesnt matter.
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« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2017, 08:24:34 PM »

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After all, as Timmy learns, hes merely an American citizen, so he doesnt matter.

Wow. That certainly has been the zeitgeist. That is so how they got Trump.
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« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2017, 08:37:57 PM »

http://tennesseewatchman.com/2017/08/12/politically-correct-hollywood-is-doomed/
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The Humongess, a 95-pound chick who is tougher and better at fighting than Max and every other man because of girl power!


Is Max played by Adam Baldwin ??


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Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a ninety pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old.
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« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2017, 08:58:21 PM »

Is Max played by Adam Baldwin ??

Don't know, but the screenwriting has been going on here for years.
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« Reply #4 on: August 12, 2017, 09:21:12 PM »

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The Bike Lane Warrior: Mad Max is back, but this time hes caring about the environment! Forget the carbon criminal Max of the past. Its no longer the last of the V8 interceptors; now hes got a 10-speed cruiser with a banana seat and hes pedaling his way through Brooklyn seeking adventure!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFlZ6pVtnv0
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« Reply #5 on: August 12, 2017, 09:34:10 PM »

Re Bike Lane Warrior:

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=975_1502316411

http://triblive.com/local/westmoreland/12595686-74/westmoreland-bicyclist-testifies-about-his-road-behavior

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« Reply #6 on: August 13, 2017, 12:56:07 PM »



Is Max played by Adam Baldwin ??



Kathy Griffin.

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