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Manscaping and womanscaping can be dangerous
« on: August 17, 2017, 10:50:05 AM »
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Re: Manscaping and womanscaping can be dangerous
« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2017, 10:52:30 AM »
Quote from: MillCreek on August 17, 2017, 10:50:05 AM
http://www.webmd.com/skin-problems-and-treatments/news/20170816/ouch33-americans-injuring-themselves-grooming-pubic-hair?src=RSS_PUBLIC#1

http://jamanetwork.com/journals/jamadermatology/fullarticle/2648859

For men, it was the scrotum that was injured most frequently, and for women, the pubis.

Thanks, now I don't have to click the links.





...but, wait. I wasn't going to click them anyway and now I have things I don't want to know forever in my head. 
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Re: Manscaping and womanscaping can be dangerous
« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2017, 10:53:19 AM »
Why in the name of all that is good and right and just would a man groom his pubic hair? :old:
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Re: Manscaping and womanscaping can be dangerous
« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2017, 11:08:24 AM »
Quote from: grampster on August 17, 2017, 10:53:19 AM
Why in the name of all that is good and right and just would a man groom his pubic hair? :old:

He was told to do it.
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Re: Manscaping and womanscaping can be dangerous
« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2017, 11:24:43 AM »
Manscaping: Not Even Once
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Re: Manscaping and womanscaping can be dangerous
« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2017, 11:33:25 AM »
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Re: Re: Manscaping and womanscaping can be dangerous
« Reply #6 on: August 17, 2017, 11:50:04 AM »
Quote from: grampster on August 17, 2017, 10:53:19 AM
Why in the name of all that is good and right and just would a man groom his pubic hair? :old:
I've yet to meet a woman who doesn't appreciate a man who does a little grooming and tiding up. Or at least all of my women fully appreciate that I clip the hedges now and again anyway.

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Re: Manscaping and womanscaping can be dangerous
« Reply #7 on: August 17, 2017, 12:39:36 PM »
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Re: Manscaping and womanscaping can be dangerous
« Reply #8 on: August 17, 2017, 12:52:28 PM »
Why? "You'll poke your eye out!", that's why!
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Re: Manscaping and womanscaping can be dangerous
« Reply #9 on: August 17, 2017, 01:27:25 PM »
Quote from: grampster on August 17, 2017, 10:53:19 AM
Why in the name of all that is good and right and just would a man groom his pubic hair? :old:

Same reason you shave your face.
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Re: Manscaping and womanscaping can be dangerous
« Reply #10 on: August 17, 2017, 01:55:44 PM »
Quote from: Fly320s on August 17, 2017, 01:27:25 PM
Same reason you shave your face.

I don't get that either.  Just seems a silly waste of time, money and effort.
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Re: Re: Manscaping and womanscaping can be dangerous
« Reply #11 on: August 17, 2017, 02:16:03 PM »
Quote from: RoadKingLarry on August 17, 2017, 01:55:44 PM
I don't get that either.  Just seems a silly waste of time, money and effort.
I don't shave my face either, but I still clip my beard and trim it up to keep it presentable.

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Re: Manscaping and womanscaping can be dangerous
« Reply #12 on: August 17, 2017, 03:35:23 PM »
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Re: Re: Manscaping and womanscaping can be dangerous
« Reply #13 on: August 17, 2017, 03:37:24 PM »
Quote from: lupinus on August 17, 2017, 11:50:04 AM
I've yet to meet a woman who doesn't appreciate a man who does a little grooming and tiding up. Or at least all of my women fully appreciate that I clip the hedges now and again anyway.

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and you're more likely to get something else really nice if you're cleaned up down there.
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Re: Re: Re: Manscaping and womanscaping can be dangerous
« Reply #14 on: August 17, 2017, 04:49:00 PM »
Quote from: charby on August 17, 2017, 03:37:24 PM
and you're more likely to get something else really nice if you're cleaned up down there.
Precisely. Cause nothing kills the mood quite like a hairball.

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Quote from: MicroBalrog on March 20, 2015, 03:39:21 AM
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Re: Re: Re: Manscaping and womanscaping can be dangerous
« Reply #15 on: August 17, 2017, 05:02:21 PM »
Quote from: lupinus on August 17, 2017, 04:49:00 PM
Precisely. Cause nothing kills the mood quite like a hairball.

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Re: Re: Manscaping and womanscaping can be dangerous
« Reply #16 on: August 17, 2017, 06:24:24 PM »
Quote from: lupinus on August 17, 2017, 11:50:04 AM
Or at least all of my women fully appreciate that I clip the hedges now and again anyway.


Wait....all how many women ??
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Re: Re: Re: Manscaping and womanscaping can be dangerous
« Reply #17 on: August 17, 2017, 06:28:50 PM »
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Wait....all how many women ??
Well my wife and our gf seem to prefer it...

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Quote from: MicroBalrog on March 20, 2015, 03:39:21 AM
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Re: Re: Re: Manscaping and womanscaping can be dangerous
« Reply #18 on: August 17, 2017, 09:09:20 PM »
Quote from: lupinus on August 17, 2017, 06:28:50 PM
Well my wife and our gf seem to prefer it...

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Nice, tried to convince my wife we need a gf, she keeps saying no, what a tease.
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Re: Manscaping and womanscaping can be dangerous
« Reply #19 on: August 18, 2017, 12:05:17 AM »
Quote from: HeroHog on August 17, 2017, 12:52:28 PM
Why? "You'll poke your eye out!", that's why!

I wear safety glasses while manscaping, just in case.
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Re: Manscaping and womanscaping can be dangerous
« Reply #20 on: August 19, 2017, 03:15:36 AM »
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Re: Manscaping and womanscaping can be dangerous
« Reply #21 on: August 19, 2017, 04:35:50 AM »
Well....

http://health.tinzwei.com/2016/08/hidden-secrets-8-things-you-didnt-know.html

Much as I hate "Ten things/foods/whatevers" lists.

"Merkin."  Huh.  Neat word.

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