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MillCreek

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Hugh Hefner is dead at age 91
« on: September 27, 2017, 11:55:32 PM »
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Re: Hugh Hefner is dead at age 91
« Reply #1 on: September 28, 2017, 01:13:43 AM »
Tomorrow is going to be a long day of Hugh Hefner hagiography.
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Re: Hugh Hefner is dead at age 91
« Reply #2 on: September 28, 2017, 02:17:55 AM »
Died on "hump day".
Well played Hugh, well played.
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Re: Hugh Hefner is dead at age 91
« Reply #3 on: September 28, 2017, 10:22:02 AM »
Someone else said that although Hugh may go to heaven, he won't be going to a better place that the Playboy Mansion.
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Re: Hugh Hefner is dead at age 91
« Reply #4 on: September 28, 2017, 04:06:54 PM »
Quote from: Fly320s on September 28, 2017, 10:22:02 AM
Someone else said that although Hugh may go to heaven, he won't be going to a better place that the Playboy Mansion.

???

https://www.google.com/search?q=problems+at+playboy+mansion&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8
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Re: Hugh Hefner is dead at age 91
« Reply #5 on: September 28, 2017, 11:33:32 PM »

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Re: Hugh Hefner is dead at age 91
« Reply #6 on: September 28, 2017, 11:36:36 PM »
All flags will fly at full staff in remembrance. 
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Re: Hugh Hefner is dead at age 91
« Reply #7 on: September 29, 2017, 05:12:02 AM »
Quote from: sumpnz on September 28, 2017, 11:36:36 PM
All flags will fly at full staff in remembrance. 

I see what you did there. :D

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Re: Hugh Hefner is dead at age 91
« Reply #8 on: September 29, 2017, 08:37:59 AM »
Quote from: fistful on September 28, 2017, 04:06:54 PM
???

https://www.google.com/search?q=problems+at+playboy+mansion&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8

Is joke.  Hard to imagine that there could be a better place for Hef than at the Mansion surrounded by playmates.
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Re: Hugh Hefner is dead at age 91
« Reply #9 on: September 29, 2017, 10:53:59 AM »
http://www.businessinsider.com/viagra-left-hugh-hefner-deaf-but-he-said-hed-rather-have-sex-anyway-2017-9

I learned yesterday that Hugh Hefner became largely deaf due to the repeated use of Viagra.  This really pissed me off, since I have been moderately deaf from birth, and I did not even have the benefit of sex with Playboy models as a consolation.
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Re: Hugh Hefner is dead at age 91
« Reply #10 on: September 29, 2017, 11:11:52 AM »
Speaking of... if you own any Pfizer stock, now's a good time to short sell it.
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Re: Hugh Hefner is dead at age 91
« Reply #11 on: September 29, 2017, 09:01:08 PM »
Quote from: AJ Dual on September 29, 2017, 11:11:52 AM
Speaking of... if you own any Pfizer stock, now's a good time to short sell it.


Why?  You think the market is............... going soft?
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Re: Hugh Hefner is dead at age 91
« Reply #12 on: September 29, 2017, 09:09:40 PM »
Quote from: sumpnz on September 28, 2017, 11:36:36 PM
All flags will fly at full staff in remembrance. 

Awesome.
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Re: Hugh Hefner is dead at age 91
« Reply #13 on: September 30, 2017, 12:43:14 AM »
Quote from: Fly320s on September 29, 2017, 09:01:08 PM
Why?  You think the market is............... going soft?

They did just lose a good chunk of their customer base.

I just have to ask:  Was there cocaine involved?
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