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K Frame

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Ode to the Green Bar of Loading...
« on: September 30, 2017, 09:00:17 AM »
Hello green bar, my old friend
I've love to load my quotes again
Because the tabs they are creeping
Across my browser they are sweeping
And the memory of my CPU
They do drain
Within the bar, of loading
Carbon Monoxide, sucking the life out of idiots, 'tards, and fools since man tamed fire.

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Re: Ode to the Green Bar of Loading...
« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2017, 01:14:36 PM »
Hello green bar, my old friend
I've love to load my quotes again
Because the tabs they are creeping
Across my browser they are sweeping
And the memory of my CPU
They do drain
Within the bar, of loading

(with apologies to Simon & Garfunkel)
I might not last very long or be very effective but I'll be a real pain in the ass for a minute!
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Re: Ode to the Green Bar of Loading...
« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2017, 01:16:23 PM »
speaking of APS issues, I've finally been hit. Where did my avatar go?

Edit: Nevermind. I fixed it all by myself.
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Re: Ode to the Green Bar of Loading...
« Reply #3 on: September 30, 2017, 01:29:33 PM »
"Not even a particularly nice shade of green . . ."
                 - Douglas Adams
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