Author Topic: Hello, South Cackalacky  (Read 905 times)

Scout26

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Hello, South Cackalacky
« on: October 26, 2017, 03:01:55 PM »
Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.


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Get up to the roundhouse on the cliff-top standing.
Take women and children and bed them down.
Bless with a hard heart those that stand with me.
Bless the women and children who firm our hands.
Put our backs to the north wind.
Hold fast by the river.
Sweet memories to drive us on,
for the motherland.

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Re: Hello, South Cackalacky
« Reply #1 on: October 26, 2017, 03:05:16 PM »
Is there some contest going on that I don't know about for other states to try and outdo California? Because I sure have seen some wackiness from some unexpected states, mainly in the South.  ???
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Re: Hello, South Cackalacky
« Reply #2 on: October 26, 2017, 05:34:49 PM »
We try to get rid of him every year but the old money RINOS in this state love him

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Re: Hello, South Cackalacky
« Reply #3 on: October 27, 2017, 10:36:27 PM »
The upstate hates his guts. Its the Old Money and Episcopalians in the Low Country that keep electing his retarded ass. Which is funny, considering he comes from Pickens County which is as Scots-Irish as they come.

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Re: Hello, South Cackalacky
« Reply #4 on: October 28, 2017, 09:03:18 PM »
The upstate hates his guts. Its the Old Money and Episcopalians in the Low Country that keep electing his retarded ass. Which is funny, considering he comes from Pickens County which is as Scots-Irish as they come.

 Next time we talk, Dave, remind me to tell you about the why the Low Country and the Upstate don't get along.

Same reason the rest of Illinois hates Chicago ??
Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.


Bring me my Broadsword and a clear understanding.
Get up to the roundhouse on the cliff-top standing.
Take women and children and bed them down.
Bless with a hard heart those that stand with me.
Bless the women and children who firm our hands.
Put our backs to the north wind.
Hold fast by the river.
Sweet memories to drive us on,
for the motherland.