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Pipebomb goes off at Time Square Bus Terminal
« on: December 11, 2017, 09:19:02 AM »
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/12/11/port-authority-explosion-reports-prompt-police-response-in-new-york-city.html

It appears to be lone bomber, who injured himself due to premature explosion.
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Re: Pipebomb goes off at Time Square Bus Terminal
« Reply #1 on: December 11, 2017, 10:20:44 AM »
Quick, ban pipes!

Too soon?

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Re: Pipebomb goes off at Time Square Bus Terminal
« Reply #2 on: December 11, 2017, 10:29:58 AM »
All terrorists currently in the USA are hereby urged to proceed to an unpopulated area and blow themselves up. (in the name of ISIS or Allah or whatever)
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Re: Pipebomb goes off at Time Square Bus Terminal
« Reply #3 on: December 11, 2017, 11:46:36 AM »
The suspect's name is Akayed Ullah.

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Re: Pipebomb goes off at Time Square Bus Terminal
« Reply #4 on: December 11, 2017, 03:23:33 PM »
Does it make me a bad person that my first thought after hearing he survived was "I hope it really hurts"?
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Re: Pipebomb goes off at Time Square Bus Terminal
« Reply #5 on: December 11, 2017, 03:41:22 PM »
FoxNews had a really good pick of him laying on the ground, handcuffed.

He looked REALLY scorched, but unfortunately, no blood, no guts.
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Re: Pipebomb goes off at Time Square Bus Terminal
« Reply #6 on: December 11, 2017, 03:53:01 PM »
Does it make me a bad person that my first thought after hearing he survived was "I hope it really hurts"?
No.


FoxNews had a really good pick of him laying on the ground, handcuffed.

He looked REALLY scorched, but unfortunately, no blood, no guts.
Dare we hope that the blast and shrapnel removed his dick? >:D
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Re: Pipebomb goes off at Time Square Bus Terminal
« Reply #7 on: December 11, 2017, 05:04:05 PM »
CBS coverage this morning made my blood boil.

Initial coverage was the standard "special report!1!!" birds eye view of the scene and people nattering and I figured "well, oh *expletive deleted*it. That's going to be the standard on all the main channels all day." Shrugged, muttered something about "well, at least it's not a shooting this time." and went on with my work. About five minutes later, I'm passing back through by the TV and I stop for a minute to see if there is anything new going on.

The Good Morning America crew were yammering on about some such thing Taylor Swift did.  :mad:

Are you *expletive deleted*ing KIDDING ME!?! Bomb goes off in the middle of *expletive deleted*ing NEW YORK CITY and they don't even spend five minutes on it? Yes, I get it, minor injuries and the culprit is a member of the politically correct protected classes, but still, if the guy had a gun, you know they'd have at least spent most of the morning on it.
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Re: Pipebomb goes off at Time Square Bus Terminal
« Reply #8 on: December 13, 2017, 07:14:43 PM »
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The Good Morning America crew were yammering on about some such thing Taylor Swift did.  :mad:

Are you *expletive deleted*ing KIDDING ME!?! Bomb goes off in the middle of *expletive deleted*ing NEW YORK CITY and they don't even spend five minutes on it? Yes, I get it, minor injuries and the culprit is a member of the politically correct protected classes, but still, if the guy had a gun, you know they'd have at least spent most of the morning on it.

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Re: Pipebomb goes off at Time Square Bus Terminal
« Reply #9 on: December 14, 2017, 02:20:14 PM »
CBS coverage this morning made my blood boil.

Initial coverage was the standard "special report!1!!" birds eye view of the scene and people nattering and I figured "well, oh *expletive deleted*it. That's going to be the standard on all the main channels all day." Shrugged, muttered something about "well, at least it's not a shooting this time." and went on with my work. About five minutes later, I'm passing back through by the TV and I stop for a minute to see if there is anything new going on.

The Good Morning America crew were yammering on about some such thing Taylor Swift did.  :mad:

Are you *expletive deleted*ing KIDDING ME!?! Bomb goes off in the middle of *expletive deleted*ing NEW YORK CITY and they don't even spend five minutes on it? Yes, I get it, minor injuries and the culprit is a member of the politically correct protected classes, but still, if the guy had a gun, you know they'd have at least spent most of the morning on it.

Unless he was in a politically correct protected class, then the story would be disappeared in about a day...

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