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Something for those who have definite opinions of guns vis-a-vis penises.
« on: February 08, 2018, 10:46:24 PM »
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Re: Something for those who have definite opinions of guns vis-a-vis penises.
« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2018, 11:31:56 PM »
Like hell I'm clicking on that.  Someone else go first and report back...
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Re: Something for those who have definite opinions of guns vis-a-vis penises.
« Reply #2 on: February 09, 2018, 12:40:03 AM »
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Re: Something for those who have definite opinions of guns vis-a-vis penises.
« Reply #3 on: February 09, 2018, 01:09:01 AM »
Quote from: Amy Schumer on February 08, 2018, 11:31:56 PM
Like hell I'm clicking on that.  Someone else go first and report back...

Actually, it's safe. Funny but perfectly safe.
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Re: Something for those who have definite opinions of guns vis-a-vis penises.
« Reply #4 on: February 09, 2018, 01:17:45 AM »
Reminds me of my ex wife's lawyer.

I fail to see any connection between the "pile of guns" and penes.

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Yeah, I got one.... WTF?


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Re: Something for those who have definite opinions of guns vis-a-vis penises.
« Reply #5 on: February 09, 2018, 01:18:54 AM »
Oh I was going a different direction






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Re: Something for those who have definite opinions of guns vis-a-vis penises.
« Reply #6 on: February 09, 2018, 06:10:23 AM »
Quote from: 230RN on February 09, 2018, 01:17:45 AM
I fail to see any connection between the "pile of guns" and penes.

Zardoz: Zardoz speaks to you, his chosen ones. You have been raised up from brutality, to kill the brutals who multiply, and are legion. To this end, Zardoz your god gave you the gift of the gun. The gun is good.
Exterminators: The gun is good.
Zardoz: The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
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Re: Something for those who have definite opinions of guns vis-a-vis penises.
« Reply #7 on: February 09, 2018, 11:31:58 AM »
Quote from: RoadKingLarry on February 09, 2018, 01:09:01 AM
Actually, it's safe. Funny but perfectly safe.

No, no it is not.  It's a trap.
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