Author Topic: Patriarchy at the Dog Show (Read 2044 times)

Ben · « **on:** February 09, 2018, 03:57:49 PM »

Female dogs are being oppressed. The jokes just about write themselves.

https://twitchy.com/dougp-3137/2018/02/09/not-the-onion-reuters-spots-injustice-at-westminster-dog-show-mockery-unleashed/

French G. · « **Reply #1 on:** February 09, 2018, 05:40:43 PM »

One #MeRoo hashtag and I snort coffee in public.

MechAg94 · « **Reply #2 on:** February 09, 2018, 05:54:45 PM »

Quote

John Hayward @Doc_0

How do we know they aren't male dogs who identify as female? https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/962020581305733120 …

BlueStarLizzard · « **Reply #3 on:** February 09, 2018, 08:59:44 PM »

Reading the actual article was almost painful for me.

Talk about some serious "No *expletive deleted*it, Sherlock" moments.

Anyway, the important thing is the Bestest of Bestest breed winners EVER on the planet.

http://www.westminsterkennelclub.org/breed-results/breed-videos-2016/anatolian-shepherd-dog-video/

Go Hoja Go Hoja Go Go Go HOJA

Hawkmoon · « **Reply #4 on:** February 09, 2018, 10:53:53 PM »

Is that Louise?

RoadKingLarry · « **Reply #5 on:** February 09, 2018, 11:07:16 PM »

#metoo!
I saw it, right there in the video. That "judge" molested that poor defenseless animal. She just reach right on in there and grabbed a handful. Just sick, what a perv.

BlueStarLizzard · « **Reply #6 on:** February 09, 2018, 11:49:50 PM »

Quote from: Hawkmoon on February 09, 2018, 10:53:53 PM

Is that Louise?

No, that's Katie. Louise can't really show anymore because she can't gait the dogs.

BlueStarLizzard · « **Reply #7 on:** February 09, 2018, 11:50:38 PM »

Quote from: RoadKingLarry on February 09, 2018, 11:07:16 PM

#metoo!
I saw it, right there in the video. That "judge" molested that poor defenseless animal. She just reach right on in there and grabbed a handful. Just sick, what a perv.

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #8 on:** February 10, 2018, 01:03:39 AM »

Every time we think we've reached peak woke - the Left takes a little bit more cocaine, and a shot of espresso.

MikeB · « **Reply #9 on:** February 10, 2018, 01:49:52 AM »

Is the next article going to be about the biscuit gap between male and female dogs?

Viking · « **Reply #10 on:** February 10, 2018, 03:42:09 AM »

Quote from: MechAg94 on February 09, 2018, 05:54:45 PM

You laugh, but there are mental defectived out there who bitch (pun intended) about people "misgendering" their pets.

MillCreek · « **Reply #11 on:** February 10, 2018, 11:57:56 AM »

Quote from: fistful on February 10, 2018, 01:03:39 AM

Every time we think we've reached peak woke - the Left takes a little bit more cocaine, and a shot of espresso.

I nominate this for the 'best quotes of APS' thread.

French G. · « **Reply #12 on:** February 10, 2018, 01:27:39 PM »

Wait until they find out people actually masturbate their toy breed dogs to get their balls to drop. The females are ignored. See, moar patriarchy!

BlueStarLizzard · « **Reply #13 on:** February 10, 2018, 04:52:10 PM »

Quote from: French G. on February 10, 2018, 01:27:39 PM

Wait until they find out people actually masturbate their toy breed dogs to get their balls to drop. The females are ignored. See, moar patriarchy!

Not always ignored. When we need to jack a dog off, we often use a female in heat as encouragement.

It's real fun when she's not in a good mood, doesn't like the boy and needs to be muzzled.

You want rape culture, I give you dog breeding.

Phyphor · « **Reply #14 on:** February 11, 2018, 04:19:54 AM »

Quote from: bluestarlizzard on February 10, 2018, 04:52:10 PM

Not always ignored. When we need to jack a dog off, we often use a female in heat as encouragement.

It's real fun when she's not in a good mood, doesn't like the boy and needs to be muzzled.

You want rape culture, I give you dog breeding.

"On this episode of crap Phyphor didn't need or really WANT to know.... "

castle key · « **Reply #15 on:** February 11, 2018, 04:53:39 AM »

For your reading pleasure!

http://www.vetfolio.com/internal-medicine/canine-artificial-insemination

French G. · « **Reply #16 on:** February 11, 2018, 12:34:54 PM »

Quote from: castle key on February 11, 2018, 04:53:39 AM

For your reading pleasure!

http://www.vetfolio.com/internal-medicine/canine-artificial-insemination

Government monitor suddenly woken up, wonders why half of APS googled artificial dog vagina. Hmmm, seems like a fun thing to search for if your boss leaves their Amazon open.

BlueStarLizzard · « **Reply #17 on:** February 11, 2018, 02:14:46 PM »

Quote from: Phyphor on February 11, 2018, 04:19:54 AM

"On this episode of crap Phyphor didn't need or really WANT to know.... "

Oh, there's more were that came from.

K Frame · « **Reply #18 on:** February 11, 2018, 03:39:27 PM »

But what about dogs who identify as cats?

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French G. · « **Reply #19 on:** February 11, 2018, 06:20:58 PM »

Will we see canine representation at the next funny hat march? Bitches gotta stick together.

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #20 on:** February 11, 2018, 11:54:37 PM »

It's not just the canine patriarchy, people.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_dog_syndrome

My wife and I got woke a few months ago, and adopted a black dog. But it turned out the stereotypes are true. She won't work, lives on handouts, and she's really good at basketball.

(Well, OK, she's probably good at basketball. She's just never tried it.)

Pb · « **Reply #21 on:** February 12, 2018, 09:01:07 AM »

Ok you guys think an artificial dog vagina is funny... go ahead and google "Artificial Insemination Hat" I dare you....

There are videos....

Ben · « **Reply #22 on:** February 12, 2018, 09:29:43 AM »

Quote from: fistful on February 11, 2018, 11:54:37 PM

My wife and I got woke a few months ago, and adopted a black dog.

Pics or it didn't happen. :)

RocketMan · « **Reply #23 on:** February 12, 2018, 11:58:02 AM »

Quote from: fistful on February 10, 2018, 01:03:39 AM

Every time we think we've reached peak woke - the Left takes a little bit more cocaine, and a shot of espresso.

That's funny, that is.

HeroHog · « **Reply #24 on:** February 12, 2018, 12:35:57 PM »

Quote from: BTR on February 12, 2018, 09:01:07 AM

Ok you guys think an artificial dog vagina is funny... go ahead and google "Artificial Insemination Hat" I dare you....

There are videos....

Took the bet, LMFAO!

(what a f%#@ head!)

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Author Topic: Patriarchy at the Dog Show (Read 2044 times)