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Amy Schumer is too pretty
« on: February 14, 2018, 02:04:03 PM »
Because we must always talk about Scout Schumer

https://www.dailywire.com/news/27126/lol-infighting-feminists-attack-amy-schumer-being-amanda-prestigiacomo

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"So the new Amy Schumer movie is about a woman who is half an inch from being conventionally Hollywood attractive (but rest-of-the-world attractive) who thinks she's rest-of-the-world-attractive?" she wrote via Twitter. "Amy Schumer is blonde, white, able-bodied, femme and yes, thin. She IS society's beauty ideal. So they give her a ponytail and remove her make-up and suddenly she's ugly? Why not just give her glasses or a fatsuit? What is wrong with this world?"

So because she's white, not disabled, and weighs less than a concrete truck, she really has no business feeling less than Swimsuit Issue pretty. Also, the patriarchy.
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Re: Amy Schumer is too pretty
« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2018, 02:48:28 PM »
This makes me giggles.

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Re: Amy Schumer is too pretty
« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2018, 02:49:39 PM »
I think boat cute is a better term.


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Re: Amy Schumer is too pretty
« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2018, 04:25:40 PM »
 ???

Amy Schumer (no, the other Amy Schumer) is ... thin?
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Re: Amy Schumer is too pretty
« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2018, 05:22:03 PM »
???

Amy Schumer (no, the other Amy Schumer) is ... thin?

This is a microaggression against Amy Schumer, and all women over size 2. If you keep this up, the least attractive among them will pose nude, to make some kind of a point. Tread carefully.
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Re: Amy Schumer is too pretty
« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2018, 06:15:47 PM »
This is a microaggression against Amy Schumer, and all women over size 2. If you keep this up, the least attractive among them will pose nude, to make some kind of a point. Tread carefully.

Mea culpa.
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Re: Amy Schumer is too pretty
« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2018, 06:20:06 PM »
???

Amy Schumer (no, the other Amy Schumer) is ... thin?

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Re: Amy Schumer is too pretty
« Reply #7 on: February 14, 2018, 06:54:33 PM »
???

Amy Schumer (no, the other Amy Schumer) is ... thin?

Been to the mall or Walmart lately?
It’s not that far from a true statement.
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Re: Amy Schumer is too pretty
« Reply #8 on: February 14, 2018, 08:08:26 PM »
???

Amy Schumer (no, the other Amy Schumer) is ... thin?

I don't think that either of us could be considered "thin", however....

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Re: Amy Schumer is too pretty
« Reply #9 on: February 14, 2018, 08:58:55 PM »
???

Amy Schumer (no, the other Amy Schumer) is ... thin?

Only between the ears.
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Re: Amy Schumer is too pretty
« Reply #10 on: February 15, 2018, 12:50:04 AM »
I think boat cute is a better term.


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Dude she doesn't even rate desert yeti..
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Re: Amy Schumer is too pretty
« Reply #11 on: February 15, 2018, 08:32:34 AM »
She doesn’t have her hair cut in some sort of stupid femist wedge haircut and dyed 4 shades of purple, she doesn’t have facial piercings/tattooes, and she she doesn’t dress up in bib overalls and feed sacks with black lipstick.  She doesn’t identify as a fictional animal, nor as a trans-mental illness.

No, feminists, she doesn’t represent you or your trigglypuff hordes.
She’s overweight, yes, but not disgustingly morbidly obese.
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Re: Amy Schumer is too pretty
« Reply #12 on: February 15, 2018, 09:07:38 AM »
???

Amy Schumer (no, the other Amy Schumer) is ... thin?

I've learned not to make any comments about things like this....  so I won't!   :O

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Re: Amy Schumer is too pretty
« Reply #13 on: February 15, 2018, 09:13:04 AM »
If she identifies as fat and unattractive...
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Re: Amy Schumer is too pretty
« Reply #14 on: February 15, 2018, 07:19:50 PM »
I heard on the radio driving home said that we're now married.  News to me !!!!
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Re: Amy Schumer is too pretty
« Reply #15 on: February 16, 2018, 10:02:21 PM »
I think boat cute is a better term.


bob

She's cuter than Lena Dunham.

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