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MillCreek

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Today is the male Valentine's Day!
« on: March 14, 2018, 12:48:13 PM »
My wife has thus far been silent as to any plans for the traditional celebration.
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Re: Today is the male Valentine's Day!
« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2018, 01:17:18 PM »
Quote from: MillCreek on March 14, 2018, 12:48:13 PM
My wife has thus far been silent as to any plans for the traditional celebration.

She's probably going to blow you off and tomorrow you'll tell us that you blue yourself.

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Re: Today is the male Valentine's Day!
« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2018, 03:51:40 PM »
Sadly, I'm working out of town this week and unable to partake. Hopefully I can get a raincheck from the wife. God bless Adam Carolla
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Re: Today is the male Valentine's Day!
« Reply #3 on: March 14, 2018, 04:23:21 PM »
It's also Pi Day, but the other holiday is much more fun.

Combine the two and have pie for dessert.
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Re: Today is the male Valentine's Day!
« Reply #4 on: March 14, 2018, 07:12:36 PM »
Quote from: MillCreek on March 14, 2018, 12:48:13 PM
My wife has thus far been silent as to any plans for the traditional celebration.

You mean steak and a BJ?  Give her a friendly reminder: show her the meat.
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Re: Today is the male Valentine's Day!
« Reply #5 on: March 14, 2018, 07:47:33 PM »
Fun fact. In Japan, Valentine's Day is for the guy. And today, the 14th, is for the woman. Called White Day.
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