Hillary Clinton Double Whammy

[Ben]

I thought this was a somewhat hilarious one-two punch to Hillary.

First, "They were never going to let me be president!"

https://twitchy.com/dougp-3137/2018/04/20/omg-hillary-clinton-reportedly-suspected-a-big-conspiracy-on-election-night/

Second, apparently her campaign was actively pushing for Trump behind the scenes to help insure her win. 

https://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2018/04/20/jokes-on-them-reporting-confirms-clinton-campaign-wanted-to-encourage-and-maximize-trump/

The second one cracks me up because not just her campaign, but the commenters at the link, still cannot comprehend that a large segment of the population did not vote for Trump, but voted against her, or for spite, or just stayed home. It actually says a lot that Clinton's handlers thought JEB! would win if he were nominated.

[TommyGunn]

 

Jeb gave one (1)  speech in which he was all fired up and said the right things.  Before and forever after he was,  as Donald Trump said, "low-energy Jeb."

I would have voted for Ghenghis Khan  to keep Hillary out of the Oval office. 
We get the type of government we deserve ........ 

[Fly320s]

Mrs. Clinton is still bitching?

Have we reaced peak bitching yet?

[makattak]

Am I the only one that expects "they" to be "those dirty Jews who control the media/world/weather"?

I find it completely plausible that Hillary is an anti-Semite.

Also, I don't really think there is any other "they" that will fit.

[Perd Hapley]

Also from the Chozick book; Bill Clinton (the only Clinton president) claims that the NY Times was sand-bagging HRC.

New York Times reporter Amy Chozick has put out a new book, titled "Chasing Hillary: Ten Years, Two Presidential Campaigns, and One Intact Glass Ceiling." In it, she describes what she calls an often contentious relationship between the paper and the Clinton campaign, then tosses out this incredible idea.

“After the election, Bill would spread a more absurd Times conspiracy: The publisher had struck a deal with Trump that we’d destroy Hillary on her emails to help him get elected, if he kept driving traffic and boosting the company’s stock price.”

https://www.dailywire.com/news/29678/bill-clinton-floats-conspiracy-theory-trump-ny-joseph-curl


Oh, and her favorable/unfavorable now stands at 27%/52%.

https://www.dailywire.com/news/29666/poll-hillary-brutal-james-barrett

[Ben]

It's apparently not Hillary's day today. 

Not that it's a surprise to most of us, but "deplorables" was a little less than spontaneous:

https://twitchy.com/sarahd-313035/2018/04/20/ya-dont-say-turns-out-this-major-hillary-clinton-gaffe-wasnt-a-gaffe-at-all/

[Kingcreek]

Sometimes I start to feel a little bit sorry for her,
And then I hear her screeching voice and thank the heavens she is not our president.

[Perd Hapley]

Sometimes I start to feel a little bit sorry for her,
And then I hear her screeching voice and thank the heavens she is not our president.

And then I think of the gobs of money she must have.
And then I think of how much of it (or other people's money) she's wasted on her dream of being president, only to become a laughing stock.
And then I - well - I laugh.