Author Topic: 'Summa --- Laude' Cake Censored by Store's Online Ordering System  (Read 803 times)

MechAg94

  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 33,701
https://kprcradio.iheart.com/featured/the-pursuit-of-happiness/content/2018-05-22-summa-laude-cake-censored-by-stores-online-ordering-system/

Quote
For his graduation party, Koscinski decided to order a sheet cake from Publix's online ordering system - requesting that it include the message "summa cum laude," in recognition of the high grades Jacob had received.

However, Publix's system refused to recognize 'cum,' deeming it obscene, instead of using the Latin translation. The online ordering system automatically inserted three dashes in place of 'cum.'

Koscinski says she didn't get to see the cake until it was revealed at her son's graduation party where it was revealed to read "summa --- laude.'

 =D :lol: :laugh:
I just don't know what to say on this one.  I am actually too busy laughing about it to have much of an opinion yet.  It does seem like someone could fix this when the cake was made if they cared to.  Of course, their workers may have never heard of it or have no idea what Summa Cum Laude means.

(I guess the APS word filter didn't censor it   =D )
“It is much more important to kill bad bills than to pass good ones.”  ― Calvin Coolidge

Ben

  • Administrator
  • Senior Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 45,941
  • I'm an Extremist!
Re: 'Summa --- Laude' Cake Censored by Store's Online Ordering System
« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2018, 09:26:08 AM »

  Of course, their workers may have never heard of it or have no idea what Summa Cum Laude means.

Automated system and the above are the likely Occum's Razor. Though you would think that the system would have some type of programming that would allow "cum" when preceded and followed by "Summa" and "Laude". I'm guessing graduation cakes are a fairly brisk seasonal item. Actually hard to believe this hasn't come up before.

Though maybe the system does allow it, but the pastry worker, who never came close to Summa cum Laude, only saw the "cum". :)
"I'm a foolish old man that has been drawn into a wild goose chase by a harpy in trousers and a nincompoop."

just Warren

  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 5,234
  • My DJ name is Heavy Cream.
Re: 'Summa --- Laude' Cake Censored by Store's Online Ordering System
« Reply #2 on: May 24, 2018, 12:00:29 PM »
Quote
It does seem like someone could fix this when the cake was made if they cared to.

Yeah, it'd be pretty easy to squirt "cum" onto the cake if needed.
Member in Good Standing of the Spontaneous Order of the Invisible Hand.

TommyGunn

  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 7,956
  • Stuck in full auto since birth.
Re: 'Summa --- Laude' Cake Censored by Store's Online Ordering System
« Reply #3 on: May 24, 2018, 12:05:56 PM »
Yeah, it'd be pretty easy to squirt "cum" onto the cake if needed.
:facepalm:
MOLON LABE   "Through ignorance of what is good and what is bad, the life of men is greatly perplexed." ~~ Cicero

HeroHog

  • Technical Site Pig
  • Administrator
  • Senior Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 8,040
  • It can ALWAYS get worse!
    • FaceButt Profile
Re: 'Summa --- Laude' Cake Censored by Store's Online Ordering System
« Reply #4 on: May 24, 2018, 12:34:55 PM »
Yeah, it'd be pretty easy to squirt "cum" onto the cake if needed.

That can happen if ya send it back to the kitchen, so I hear. I'd rather get a refund than send food back with a complaint! (Google "hotdog warming vagina")
I might not last very long or be very effective but I'll be a real pain in the ass for a minute!
MOLON LABE!

230RN

  • saw it coming.
  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 18,870
  • ...shall not be allowed.
Re: 'Summa --- Laude' Cake Censored by Store's Online Ordering System
« Reply #5 on: May 24, 2018, 01:05:35 PM »
Yeah, it'd be pretty easy to squirt "cum" onto the cake if needed.

Yeah,  :facepalm:eleventy ! ! !  [barf]

But I'll take it "cum granis salis."

Funniest thread so far in 2018.

« Last Edit: May 25, 2018, 05:06:42 AM by 230RN »

Perd Hapley

  • Superstar of the Internet
  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 61,389
  • My prepositions are on/in
Re: 'Summa --- Laude' Cake Censored by Store's Online Ordering System
« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2018, 10:52:17 PM »
Automated system and the above are the likely Occum's Razor.

Har-har.

And I already linked to this story in that Publix thread. Get off my turf, MechaG!!
"Doggies are angel babies!" -- my wife

T.O.M.

  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 6,400
Re: 'Summa --- Laude' Cake Censored by Store's Online Ordering System
« Reply #7 on: May 24, 2018, 11:35:33 PM »
Funniest thing, being tired and up too late, I read Publix as Pubic the first time through.   :rofl:
No, I'm not mtnbkr.  ;)

a.k.a. "our resident Legal Smeagol."...thanks BryanP
"Anybody can give legal advice - but only licensed attorneys can sell it."...vaskidmark