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A very minor aggravation - Take 2
« on: June 09, 2018, 09:25:26 PM »
Well, to most of you it's minor. To me it's like a Chinese water torture -- it just keeps irritating me until I want to explode on some idiot copy editor.

To what am I referring? A word: "gonna." I'm seeing it more and more in print these days. The problem is, of course, that it's NOT a word. It's a mish-mash of letters representing how some people slur the two words "going to." And I am now forced to the conclusion that a great many so-called "journalists" today actually don't know that it's two words. so when they hear a person saying "going to" they hear "gonna" -- so that's what they write, and that's what makes it into print and onto the Internet.

And it bugs the carp out of me.

Thank you. [/rant]
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Re: A very minor aggravation - Take 2
« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2018, 09:42:15 PM »

And it bugs the carp out of me.

I'm a gonna say you coulda just wrote crap instead of carp. :)
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Re: A very minor aggravation - Take 2
« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2018, 09:46:48 PM »
Yup, there's a bad strain of gonnarhea going around.
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Re: A very minor aggravation - Take 2
« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2018, 10:59:06 PM »
He's picking on and up my writing! I say "gonna" in casual conversation and sometimes in text when I type like I talk saying "y'all", "ya", etc. I also type "carp" VS "crap" in deference to some of the thinner skinned. What gets my goat? "Fitinta" instead of "Fixing ta" instead of "fixing to."  :old:
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Re: A very minor aggravation - Take 2
« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2018, 11:13:35 PM »
I'm gonna take your complaint under advisement. >:D       
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Re: A very minor aggravation - Take 2
« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2018, 11:45:18 PM »
Irregardless of you grammar Nazis, I'm gonna keep using contractions, official or otherwise.
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Re: A very minor aggravation - Take 2
« Reply #6 on: June 10, 2018, 02:31:53 AM »
Irregardless of you grammar Nazis, I'm gonna keep using contractions, official or otherwise.

Should be "disunirregardless."

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I use spoken corruptions a lot to make my junk more folksy and hopefully, more readable..  

Sorry if that bothers you, but just like I'm starting to get used to a lot of irritating errors and other stuff sneaking into the language (like "irregardless") and becoming commonplace, I reckon OP orta just get used to "gonna." (OP = "Original Poster.")

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Re: A very minor aggravation - Take 2
« Reply #7 on: June 10, 2018, 07:44:40 AM »
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Re: A very minor aggravation - Take 2
« Reply #8 on: June 10, 2018, 10:28:58 AM »
I'm gonna hafta recommend you seek some counseling to help with your sensitivity to bad grammar.
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Re: A very minor aggravation - Take 2
« Reply #9 on: June 10, 2018, 12:08:09 PM »
I just want to know the OP's feelings on people who write "moar" instead of "more".  >:D
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Re: A very minor aggravation - Take 2
« Reply #10 on: June 10, 2018, 12:11:38 PM »
I'm gonna hafta recommend you seek some counseling to help with your sensitivity to bad grammar.

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Re: A very minor aggravation - Take 2
« Reply #11 on: June 10, 2018, 12:12:44 PM »
I just want to know the OP's feelings on people who write "moar" instead of "more".  >:D

It's called "going with the flow." I thought it was a rule that every member of this site had to use "moar" at least one time within every calendar quarter.
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Re: A very minor aggravation - Take 2
« Reply #12 on: June 10, 2018, 12:23:31 PM »
It's called "going with the flow." I thought it was a rule that every member of this site had to use "moar" at least one time within every calendar quarter.

I'm gonna hafta see if that's in the charter.
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Re: A very minor aggravation - Take 2
« Reply #13 on: June 10, 2018, 01:22:06 PM »
I know, I know .. "coulda, woulda, shoulda."

It's a losing battle anyway. Someone will say "could've" or "should've," and more likely than not it will be reported as "could of" or "should of" rather than the correct "could have" or "should have."

God save the poor fool (thank you, Mr. T) who tries to be sophisticated and uses the French word "Voila!" That now invariably makes it into print or on screen as "Walla!"
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Re: A very minor aggravation - Take 2
« Reply #14 on: June 10, 2018, 01:29:34 PM »
Well, to most of you it's minor. To me it's like a Chinese water torture -- it just keeps irritating me until I want to explode on some idiot copy editor.

To what am I referring? A word: "gonna." I'm seeing it more and more in print these days. The problem is, of course, that it's NOT a word. It's a mish-mash of letters representing how some people slur the two words "going to." And I am now forced to the conclusion that a great many so-called "journalists" today actually don't know that it's two words. so when they hear a person saying "going to" they hear "gonna" -- so that's what they write, and that's what makes it into print and onto the Internet.

And it bugs the carp out of me.

Thank you. [/rant]

I will sometimes write like this, when my intent is to imitate (for whatever reason) that colloquial style of speech.

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Re: A very minor aggravation - Take 2
« Reply #15 on: June 10, 2018, 01:30:54 PM »
On a semi-serious tangent: I have a few different writing styles. You would (obviously, I hope) never see me use "gonna" or "coulda" in say, reports I used to write at my old job. I took the time to write them out, print them, and red pen them before submitting. Similar, but less stringent checks with emails that were widely distributed or going to other than coworkers with whom I closely collaborated ("Hey, you wanna go to lunch?" is perfectly acceptable to coworkers/friends).

When I write stuff on APS,  I write in a style that is similar to how I talk with a group of friends. I consider this a "virtual" neighborhood street corner or garage where the guys (and gals) get together. I wouldn't use "gonna" in a formal talk or presentation, but I certainly use it, and a host of other contractions and slang when informally talking to the guys. Ain't nothin' wrong with that, IMO.
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Re: A very minor aggravation - Take 2
« Reply #16 on: June 10, 2018, 04:08:24 PM »
Perzackly what Ben said.
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Re: A very minor aggravation - Take 2
« Reply #17 on: June 10, 2018, 04:09:57 PM »
... or, as the HR lady says, "Know your audience".  >:D
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Re: A very minor aggravation - Take 2
« Reply #18 on: June 10, 2018, 10:02:53 PM »
... or, as the HR lady says, "Know your audience".  >:D

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Re: A very minor aggravation - Take 2
« Reply #19 on: June 10, 2018, 11:19:02 PM »
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Re: A very minor aggravation - Take 2
« Reply #20 on: June 11, 2018, 08:27:38 AM »
I ain't gonna loose sweat over it, irregardless...
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Re: A very minor aggravation - Take 2
« Reply #21 on: June 11, 2018, 09:31:53 AM »
I ain't gonna loose sweat over it, irregardless...


However, you are likely to fail Expository Writing 101 ...
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Re: A very minor aggravation - Take 2
« Reply #22 on: June 11, 2018, 10:52:51 AM »
I've won awards and commendations for my expository writing.

It's part of what I do for a living.
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Re: A very minor aggravation - Take 2
« Reply #23 on: June 11, 2018, 11:22:48 AM »
I've won awards and commendations for my expository writing.

It's part of what I do for a living.

You're preaching to the choir, Mate. Been there, done that. (But they didn't give me a tee shirt.)
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Re: A very minor aggravation - Take 2
« Reply #24 on: June 11, 2018, 11:31:54 AM »
You're preaching to the choir, Mate. Been there, done that. (But they didn't give me a tee shirt.)

I thought you did suppository writing...

"Insert deeply into rectum..."

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