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Drink whiskey, get beaver
« on: June 13, 2018, 11:27:54 AM »
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Re: Drink whiskey, get beaver
« Reply #1 on: June 13, 2018, 11:29:25 AM »
These aren't the beavers you're looking for.

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Re: Drink whiskey, get beaver
« Reply #2 on: June 13, 2018, 11:37:48 AM »
I have yet to get any beaver when drinking whisky.   Although I did work for a trapping supply company and state unequivocally that musk is extremely foul smelling.
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Re: Drink whiskey, get beaver
« Reply #3 on: June 13, 2018, 01:37:27 PM »
I'll mix that in with my coffee made from beans that have been crapped out by a rodent.

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Re: Drink whiskey, get beaver
« Reply #4 on: June 13, 2018, 04:03:52 PM »
It's the "other ingredients" that sound disgusting in whiskey to me:  raspberry, Canadian snakeroot, fir needles, birch bark (tar oil and regular oil) and maple syrup.

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Re: Drink whiskey, get beaver
« Reply #5 on: June 14, 2018, 07:19:19 AM »
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Re: Drink whiskey, get beaver
« Reply #6 on: June 14, 2018, 07:21:16 AM »
I thought this was a different beaver.


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Re: Drink whiskey, get beaver
« Reply #7 on: June 15, 2018, 12:52:17 AM »
Viking,

Your people have a lot to answer for:

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Get up to the roundhouse on the cliff-top standing.
Take women and children and bed them down.
Bless with a hard heart those that stand with me.
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Put our backs to the north wind.
Hold fast by the river.
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for the motherland.

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Re: Drink whiskey, get beaver
« Reply #8 on: June 15, 2018, 09:09:53 AM »
Viking,

Your people have a lot to answer for:


Their winter is long, cold, dark, and lonely.
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