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"All Cattle, No Hat"
« on: June 17, 2018, 09:43:00 AM »
This is a very, very small thing, but to me, it was a great example of urban, establishment dems (and Rs in many cases) simply not getting all the flyover country deplorables. Whether he got it wrong via slip of the tongue or Freudian slip, It really does illustrate that to these people, the hat matters more than the cattle.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2018/06/17/trump-rebukes-schumers-claim-that-north-korea-nuclear-summit-was-all-cattle-and-no-hat.html
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Re: "All Cattle, No Hat"
« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2018, 10:17:50 AM »
Basically, Schumer exists in the Democrat bubble. What else do we need to know?
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Re: "All Cattle, No Hat"
« Reply #2 on: June 17, 2018, 10:43:15 AM »
I think it just means that a lefty, Jewish senator from New York isn't fluent in cattle country metaphors, and slips up from time to time. I don't know that we can take much more from it than that.
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Re: "All Cattle, No Hat"
« Reply #3 on: June 17, 2018, 10:52:33 AM »
I think it just means that a lefty, Jewish senator from New York isn't fluent in cattle country metaphors, and slips up from time to time. I don't know that we can take much more from it than that.

Like I said, it's a small thing. On the other hand, I'm not from Texas and never raised cattle, but nobody had to explain the phrase to me the first time I heard it.

On the comical side, I would have liked to see Schumer's face when somebody got around to telling him he actually paid Trump a compliment.  =D
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Re: "All Cattle, No Hat"
« Reply #4 on: June 17, 2018, 11:54:59 AM »
I think it just means that a lefty, Jewish senator from New York isn't fluent in cattle country metaphors, and slips up from time to time. I don't know that we can take much more from it than that.

If you can't get the metaphor right -- don't use it. Typical Schumer, trying to relate to the unwashed masses and not having a clue what language they speak. I'm sure as far as he's concerned he used all the same words, so what difference does it make?
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Re: "All Cattle, No Hat"
« Reply #5 on: June 17, 2018, 03:17:49 PM »
What do you mean, Schumer doesn't understand it, or can't get it right? He misspoke. That happens. It means nothing.
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Re: "All Cattle, No Hat"
« Reply #6 on: June 17, 2018, 05:32:00 PM »
I' m sure Schumer didn't mean it that way but I see it as a great compliment. There was no "hat" no roman columns, no bussed in astroturf crowds. Just solid business.

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Re: "All Cattle, No Hat"
« Reply #7 on: June 17, 2018, 08:45:05 PM »
I going for "tried to sound like an everyman for the personl connection and blew it entirely because he's so completely out of touch with reality he has no idea whatan 'everyman' really is".

That, or he's just a babbling idiot.

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Re: "All Cattle, No Hat"
« Reply #8 on: June 17, 2018, 08:47:55 PM »
I going for "tried to sound like an everyman for the personl connection and blew it entirely because he's so completely out of touch with reality he has no idea whatan 'everyman' really is".

That, or he's just a babbling idiot.


The two are not mutually exclusive.
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Re: "All Cattle, No Hat"
« Reply #9 on: June 17, 2018, 10:19:11 PM »
I going for "tried to sound like an everyman for the personl connection and blew it entirely because he's so completely out of touch with reality he has no idea whatan 'everyman' really is".

That, or he's just a babbling idiot.

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Yeah, that first one. Hilarious.
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Re: "All Cattle, No Hat"
« Reply #10 on: June 18, 2018, 09:01:12 AM »
Schumer was probably reading from a script or note cards, so he didn't just "misspeak."  He, or more likely his staff, has no idea what the actual phrase should be or what it means.  They thought it sounded folksy and would be a jab at Trump, so they used it.
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Re: "All Cattle, No Hat"
« Reply #12 on: June 18, 2018, 12:03:41 PM »
On a not so related note, my Dad has a few cows.  His bull died January of last year.  At least two of his cows have had calves so far this year. 
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Re: "All Cattle, No Hat"
« Reply #13 on: June 18, 2018, 01:11:47 PM »
Large animal vet with the long gloves & frozen straws been hanging' around?

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Re: "All Cattle, No Hat"
« Reply #14 on: June 18, 2018, 05:36:42 PM »
Large animal vet with the long gloves & frozen straws been hanging' around?
No, just the neighbor's bull.   =)  I think he likes the grass sometimes and my Dad feeds them pellets a few days a week.  The neighbor didn't mind if he was hanging out next door as long as he knew where he was. 
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Re: "All Cattle, No Hat"
« Reply #15 on: June 18, 2018, 10:23:27 PM »
Wouldn't it be funny if there was a closet Trump supporter among Schumer's staff who changed "all hat, no cattle" to "all cattle, no hat" in Schumer's speech, knowing Schumer wouldn't have the wit to catch the error on the fly?   >:D
 
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Re: "All Cattle, No Hat"
« Reply #16 on: June 23, 2018, 01:54:28 AM »
I'm a wee bit embarrassed for APS by this thread.

OP:

"This is a very, very small thing..."

Indeed.