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Jamisjockey
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« Reply #100 on: February 10, 2019, 09:29:23 AM »

So has anyone heard what their "Final Solution" for farting cows is suppose to be?

Only things I can come up with are

A: Install cow fart filters on every cow
B: Pass a law making cows farts illegal
C: Employ the Nazi "Final Solution" model

Stop cow farming and replace the protein source with Soylent products.
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« Reply #101 on: February 10, 2019, 09:30:04 AM »

Just thought of another

D: Educate the cows on why farting is bad.
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« Reply #102 on: February 10, 2019, 09:30:48 AM »

Stop cow farming and replace the protein source with Soylent products.

Yeah, but what to do with the cows? They're still farting.
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« Reply #103 on: February 10, 2019, 10:01:43 AM »

Yeah, but what to do with the cows? They're still farting.

Clearly you need to go back to the reeducation camps.
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« Reply #104 on: February 10, 2019, 10:38:32 AM »

Stop cow farming and replace the protein source with Soylent products.

I donĺt know if youĺve seen some of the other articles concerning this but essentially they want to run ranchers out of business by taxing meat at a prohibitively high rate to reduce consumption in the name of ôclimate changeö and ôpublic healthö

Side effects of malnutrition and starvation because of removing affordable sources of protein is of course just a bonus for the *expletive deleted*ing whack jobs of course. Just breaking eggs to make the omelette so to speak


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« Reply #105 on: February 10, 2019, 11:43:39 AM »

The hilarious part is all of those ideas to end meat treat "farmland" as an interchangeable square in a sim game. Just grow vegetables! Well, good luck. My area is not stable for row crop. At all. Makes lots of sheep and cow though. Same with much of the west. Might take 40 acres of range to support one beef, but what else is the land gonna do? On the hippie flip side, I am totally okay with exploring alternative protein source. A cricket based hot dog is going to be way cleaner than a chicken one.
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« Reply #106 on: February 10, 2019, 12:00:22 PM »

Clearly you need to go back to the reeducation camps.

Do I get to choose which college?
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« Reply #107 on: February 13, 2019, 03:30:39 AM »

Cocaine Mitch strikes again! Time to vote on the green new deal.
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« Reply #108 on: February 13, 2019, 06:14:19 AM »

Cocaine Mitch strikes again! Time to vote on the green new deal.

That was classic, especially given Markey's freak-out.  laugh

They introduce this thing and tell us we only have 12 years to live and have to do what they say NOW, and Mitch calls for an immediate votes so we can get started NOW, and suddenly we're moving too fast. 
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« Reply #109 on: February 13, 2019, 08:46:55 AM »

New backtracking:

Now they prematurely released their "health care for everyone" manifesto where they basically said "screw old people - can't they just die already?"

So a 100% mandated government health care where you deny hip replacements past a certain age. You have eliminated evil private insurance, so there is no other way for someone who is not very wealthy to get a hip (or knee or whatever) replacement. Nice.

https://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2019/02/13/holy-sit-aocs-policy-guy-deletes-tweets-saying-public-option-wont-pay-for-hip-replacements-for-octogenarians-screenshot/

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« Reply #110 on: February 13, 2019, 09:21:14 AM »

That was classic, especially given Markey's freak-out.  laugh

They introduce this thing and tell us we only have 12 years to live and have to do what they say NOW, and Mitch calls for an immediate votes so we can get started NOW, and suddenly we're moving too fast. 

You have to love Cocaine Mitch!  Nothing like putting the squeeze to idiots. 
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« Reply #111 on: February 13, 2019, 01:35:38 PM »

New backtracking:

Now they prematurely released their "health care for everyone" manifesto where they basically said "screw old people - can't they just die already?"

So a 100% mandated government health care where you deny hip replacements past a certain age. You have eliminated evil private insurance, so there is no other way for someone who is not very wealthy to get a hip (or knee or whatever) replacement. Nice.

https://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2019/02/13/holy-sit-aocs-policy-guy-deletes-tweets-saying-public-option-wont-pay-for-hip-replacements-for-octogenarians-screenshot/



Since this bozo says he "does policy and not orthopaedics", perhaps he should shut up about policies involving orthopaedics and other medical procedures.
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« Reply #112 on: February 13, 2019, 01:48:10 PM »

New backtracking:

Now they prematurely released their "health care for everyone" manifesto where they basically said "screw old people - can't they just die already?"

So a 100% mandated government health care where you deny hip replacements past a certain age. You have eliminated evil private insurance, so there is no other way for someone who is not very wealthy to get a hip (or knee or whatever) replacement. Nice.

https://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2019/02/13/holy-sit-aocs-policy-guy-deletes-tweets-saying-public-option-wont-pay-for-hip-replacements-for-octogenarians-screenshot/



They will probably cover gender re-assignment surgery at any age, maybe they could get one of those instead.
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« Reply #113 on: February 18, 2019, 07:02:13 AM »

She's now comparing the border wall with the Berlin wall.
I wonder if she could even find Berlin on a map given a week and with hints that it is in Germany? (That's a rhetorical question!)

Oh, and everyone is spying on her.
"It's like, super weird"

Socialist Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) appears to think that everyone in Washington, D.C., is spying on her and texting about her
https://twitter.com/RealSaavedra/status/1097393582502113280/video/1

Every time I hear her voice I can feel a few brain cells die.
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« Reply #114 on: February 18, 2019, 07:50:51 AM »

Do I get to choose which college?
I thought he meant for the cows.   smiley
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« Reply #115 on: February 18, 2019, 07:52:26 AM »

New backtracking:

Now they prematurely released their "health care for everyone" manifesto where they basically said "screw old people - can't they just die already?"

So a 100% mandated government health care where you deny hip replacements past a certain age. You have eliminated evil private insurance, so there is no other way for someone who is not very wealthy to get a hip (or knee or whatever) replacement. Nice.

https://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2019/02/13/holy-sit-aocs-policy-guy-deletes-tweets-saying-public-option-wont-pay-for-hip-replacements-for-octogenarians-screenshot/


But the main thing to remember is that there are NO DEATH PANELS!  None whatsoever.  We will just have committees that decide if doctors will let you die, but certainly not death panels.  Abortions up to 900 months are under review.

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« Reply #116 on: February 18, 2019, 09:33:00 AM »

But the main thing to remember is that there are NO DEATH PANELS!  None whatsoever.  We will just have committees that decide if doctors insurance administrators will let you die, but certainly not death panels.

Speaking as someone who works in healthcare, I fixed that for you.
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« Reply #117 on: February 18, 2019, 03:55:24 PM »




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« Reply #118 on: February 18, 2019, 04:29:06 PM »




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« Reply #119 on: February 18, 2019, 04:40:59 PM »

The sad thing is, you could make a small fortune selling those shirts to her supporters.

Tempting
Make lots of money and make her supporters easier to spot at the same time.
It's a win win
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« Reply #120 on: February 18, 2019, 04:47:21 PM »

She needs to be more crazy bug eyed in that though
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« Reply #121 on: February 18, 2019, 04:47:54 PM »




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« Reply #122 on: February 20, 2019, 03:17:33 PM »

My head hurts

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    Not sure how many pundits talking about Amazon even read the deal or where it was going.

    $500+ million of the deal was *capital grants.*

    $2.5 billion in tax breaks.

    Itĺs fair to ask why we donĺt invest the capital for public use, + why we donĺt give working people a tax break. https://t.co/jUqaugUHYP

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    Frankly, the knee-jerk reaction assuming that I ôdonĺt understandö how tax giveaways to corps work is disappointing.

    No, itĺs not possible that I could come to a different conclusion. The debate *must* be over my intelligence & understanding, instead of the merits of the deal.

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    Thereĺs NO WAY that this deal ľ one of the biggest giveaways in state history ľ could possibly have been bad, right?

    Surely there canĺt be anything wrong with suddenly announcing a massive restructuring & pricing out of a community without any advance notice or input from them.

    Ś Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) February 19, 2019
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« Reply #123 on: February 20, 2019, 03:32:17 PM »

The sad thing is, you could make a small fortune selling those shirts to her supporters.

... except for that pesky copyright.


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« Reply #124 on: February 20, 2019, 04:18:26 PM »

Meanwhile in New York

Times Square Billboard: ĹAmazon Pullout...Thanks For Nothing, AOC!ĺ
https://www.cnsnews.com/blog/craig-bannister/times-square-billboard-amazon-pullout-thanks-nothing-aoc

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