Author Topic: Home Invader = Unwanted House Visitor  (Read 746 times)

Ben

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RoadKingLarry

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Re: Home Invader = Unwanted House Visitor
« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2019, 04:34:08 PM »
Has the homeowner been arrested yet? I'm sure he didn't have the proper NJ permits to have the gun he took away from his unwanted visitor.
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Re: Home Invader = Unwanted House Visitor
« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2019, 05:05:57 PM »
"Unwanted house visitor"
"Premature cadaver manufacturer"
"Under-permissioned cuddle partner"
"Reverse contributor"
"Undocumented immigrants"

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Re: Home Invader = Unwanted House Visitor
« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2019, 06:17:15 PM »
Just more proof that if these crazy leftists really got control they would not only outlaw guns, but self defense as well.
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Re: Home Invader = Unwanted House Visitor
« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2019, 07:24:08 PM »
Fine, then the bullets I put in his ass are "eviction notices."

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Re: Home Invader = Unwanted House Visitor
« Reply #5 on: January 11, 2019, 07:26:31 PM »
Fine, then the bullets I put in his ass are "eviction notices."

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I'm stealing that.
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