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Peeping Toms should pick better targets
« on: January 17, 2019, 06:50:22 PM »
https://www.yahoo.com/news/police-ex-nfl-player-tackles-153005522.html

Dad was an ex nfl player....
From the comments "They should add that to his lifetime sack total"  :rofl:
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Re: Peeping Toms should pick better targets
« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2019, 06:52:28 PM »
https://www.yahoo.com/news/police-ex-nfl-player-tackles-153005522.html

Dad was an ex nfl player....
From the comments "They should add that to his lifetime sack total"  :rofl:
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Re: Peeping Toms should pick better targets
« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2019, 07:05:28 PM »
As much as I appreciate these stories of a father protecting his child, I seriously think these guys should invite their offspring to join in.

Like a Momma cat will bring a beat up but still living mouse to her kittens so they can practice the kill, you should let your kid get in a few lumps once the perp is down but before he is out.
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Re: Peeping Toms should pick better targets
« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2019, 07:37:40 PM »
As much as I appreciate these stories of a father protecting his child, I seriously think these guys should invite their offspring to join in.

Like a Momma cat will bring a beat up but still living mouse to her kittens so they can practice the kill, you should let your kid get in a few lumps once the perp is down but before he is out.

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to join your newsletter...  =)

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Re: Peeping Toms should pick better targets
« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2019, 08:20:13 PM »
As much as I appreciate these stories of a father protecting his child, I seriously think these guys should invite their offspring to join in.

Like a Momma cat will bring a beat up but still living mouse to her kittens so they can practice the kill, you should let your kid get in a few lumps once the perp is down but before he is out.

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Re: Peeping Toms should pick better targets
« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2019, 11:58:58 PM »
the guy is lucky he wasn't roughed up more, barely a black eye.
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Re: Peeping Toms should pick better targets
« Reply #7 on: January 18, 2019, 07:38:34 AM »
As much as I appreciate these stories of a father protecting his child, I seriously think these guys should invite their offspring to join in.

Like a Momma cat will bring a beat up but still living mouse to her kittens so they can practice the kill, you should let your kid get in a few lumps once the perp is down but before he is out.

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Re: Peeping Toms should pick better targets
« Reply #8 on: January 18, 2019, 04:24:07 PM »
Sure, let the perp get slapped around by the girl - but what if he enjoys it?  :P
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Re: Peeping Toms should pick better targets
« Reply #9 on: January 18, 2019, 04:43:47 PM »
Sure, let the perp get slapped around by the girl - but what if he enjoys it?  :P

Those kind of guys only like so much. When *expletive deleted*it gets real, they cry like babies, begging for it to stop.
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