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"Post-Trump Sex Disorder"
« on: February 13, 2019, 10:16:48 PM »
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Has Trump wrecked our sex life? "Post-Trump Sex Disorder" is real, says sex therapist
https://www.salon.com/2019/02/13/has-trump-wrecked-our-sex-life-post-trump-sex-disorder-is-real-says-sex-therapist/
« Last Edit: February 13, 2019, 10:30:50 PM by WLJ »
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Re: "Post-Trump Sex Disorder"
« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2019, 10:22:04 PM »
Link is wrong link.
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Re: "Post-Trump Sex Disorder"
« Reply #2 on: February 13, 2019, 10:24:18 PM »
Link is wrong link.


... but appears to be more interesting.
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Re: "Post-Trump Sex Disorder"
« Reply #3 on: February 13, 2019, 10:31:26 PM »
I was watching forgotten weapons videos and copied the wrong link. Got the tabs mixed up
Fixed
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Re: "Post-Trump Sex Disorder"
« Reply #4 on: February 13, 2019, 11:28:18 PM »
I could see how Post-Trump-Sex disorder might be a thing.

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Re: "Post-Trump Sex Disorder"
« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2019, 11:45:23 AM »
1. Find Tinder ads that have words like 'If you voted for Trump, please swipe left.'
2. Show up for hookup of glorious rough sex.
3. Put on MAGA hat before exiting.
4. Rinse and repeat.
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Re: "Post-Trump Sex Disorder"
« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2019, 12:05:36 PM »
1. Find Tinder ads that have words like 'If you voted for Trump, please swipe left.'
2. Show up for hookup of glorious rough sex.
3. Put on MAGA hat before exiting.
4. Rinse and repeat.

 =| Rinse thoroughly
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Re: "Post-Trump Sex Disorder"
« Reply #7 on: February 14, 2019, 12:33:35 PM »
=| Rinse thoroughly

...and scrub some more.
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Re: "Post-Trump Sex Disorder"
« Reply #8 on: February 14, 2019, 02:48:54 PM »
...and scrub some more.

Just go to the doc before hand and get a Z-Pac and after you are done scrubbing and bleaching take 1 gram orally, that will get rid of the things that crawled up inside you before you got to the scrubbing (most likely but not 100%).

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Re: "Post-Trump Sex Disorder"
« Reply #9 on: February 14, 2019, 03:37:14 PM »
Just go to the doc before hand and get a Z-Pac and after you are done scrubbing and bleaching take 1 gram orally, that will get rid of the things that crawled up inside you before you got to the scrubbing (most likely but not 100%).

The voice of experience?

(BTW, according to a quick web search, Z-Pac is an antibiotic, so it's good against bacteria but not viruses)
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Re: "Post-Trump Sex Disorder"
« Reply #10 on: February 14, 2019, 04:02:47 PM »
The voice of experience?

(BTW, according to a quick web search, Z-Pac is an antibiotic, so it's good against bacteria but not viruses)


1 gram of Azithromycin is good for an initial case on gonorrhea and is effective against chlamydia, two of the most most common STDs.  And yes, I have given this dose many times to people who have had regrets after moment of weakness of the flesh (boys and girls). We used to give give 250mg of Rocephin IM and 1 gram of azithromycin orally together for those bugs but studies showed just the azithromycin was just as effective.

Yes there are lots of bugs/viruses that may not be covered by this but for immediate treatment this is not a bad choice. Then if really concerned go get tested for everything else. Treatment would be tailored for your particular nasty; HPV, HIV/AIDS, herpes, scabies, lice, syphilis, trichomoniasis, etc.

Jeez when reading this I feel like never taking my pants off again!! ;)

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Re: "Post-Trump Sex Disorder"
« Reply #11 on: February 15, 2019, 12:51:59 AM »
We used to give give 250mg of Rocephin IM and 1 gram of azithromycin orally together for those bugs but studies showed just the azithromycin was just as effective.



Rocephin is EVIL.  Got 2 shots, one in each butt cheek.  Even mixed with lidocaine that *expletive deleted*ing HURT.  I couldn't walk fully upright for several hours.  Didn't even cure the problem.  Nor did doxycycline, Cipro, and whatever else they tried.  3-4 months of agony later I finally got better.

And no, that was not an STD.