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Beware of performing fellatio if you have allergies
« on: March 13, 2019, 01:28:44 PM »
https://casereports.bmj.com/content/12/3/e227398

https://wjla.com/news/offbeat/woman-suffers-severe-allergic-reaction-to-partners-medication-after-giving-oral-sex

Woman gives oral sex and has an allergic reaction to the penicillin he was taking.  So people with allergies who are performing fellatio should be sure to ask their partner about all their medications.
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Re: Beware of performing fellatio if you have allergies
« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2019, 01:36:45 PM »
Not something I'm at risk for. :rofl:
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Re: Beware of performing fellatio if you have allergies
« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2019, 02:07:21 PM »
Thanks for the tip.
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« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2019, 02:18:01 PM »
Just the tip, I promise!
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Re: Beware of performing fellatio if you have allergies
« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2019, 02:36:49 PM »
Quote from: RoadKingLarry on March 13, 2019, 01:36:45 PM
Not something I'm at risk for. :rofl:

How about your wife?
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« Reply #5 on: March 13, 2019, 02:59:57 PM »
Women can... well... you know... too!  :P
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Re: Beware of performing fellatio if you have allergies
« Reply #6 on: March 13, 2019, 03:06:20 PM »
Quote from: Angel Eyes on March 13, 2019, 02:36:49 PM
How about your wife?


Bwahahaha....

I don't know about others but my wife took the anti-fellatio treatment many years ago, I think it was hidden in the wedding cake. ;)  =|


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« Reply #7 on: March 13, 2019, 03:16:26 PM »
Quote from: BobR on March 13, 2019, 03:06:20 PM
Bwahahaha....

I don't know about others but my wife took the anti-fellatio treatment many years ago, I think it was hidden in the wedding cake. ;)  =|


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Ironically it was hidden in the cream.
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Re: Beware of performing fellatio if you have allergies
« Reply #8 on: March 13, 2019, 03:25:00 PM »
^^^I thought it was forged into the wedding ring.
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« Reply #9 on: March 13, 2019, 03:28:45 PM »
Quote from: MillCreek on March 13, 2019, 03:25:00 PM
^^^I thought it was forged into the wedding ring.

My understanding is you have to put the ring in fire and then the inscription absolving them of that duty can be seen.
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Re: Beware of performing fellatio if you have allergies
« Reply #10 on: March 13, 2019, 03:32:24 PM »
Clearly what we need here is the APS Fellowship of the Ring to throw a representative sample ring into the fires of Mt. Doom, thus freeing our female significant others from this terrible curse.


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« Reply #11 on: March 13, 2019, 03:35:12 PM »
Quote from: MillCreek on March 13, 2019, 03:32:24 PM
Clearly what we need here is the APS Fellowship of the Ring to throw a representative sample ring into the fires of Mt. Doom, thus freeing our female significant others from this terrible curse.


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Is that the plot of a movie of some kind? 

I was half expecting an edited poem.  Might cross a line I guess. 

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Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
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One Ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them,
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
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« Reply #12 on: March 13, 2019, 03:54:16 PM »
Quote from: BobR on March 13, 2019, 03:06:20 PM
Bwahahaha....

I don't know about others but my wife took the anti-fellatio treatment many years ago, I think it was hidden in the wedding cake. ;)  =|


bob

Again, not something I have problems with. =D
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Re: Beware of performing fellatio if you have allergies
« Reply #13 on: March 13, 2019, 04:22:10 PM »
Quote from: BobR on March 13, 2019, 03:06:20 PM
Bwahahaha....

I don't know about others but my wife took the anti-fellatio treatment many years ago, I think it was hidden in the wedding cake. ;)  =|


bob

Hmmm, we didn't have a wedding cake, and all is well. There must be something to that theory.
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« Reply #14 on: March 13, 2019, 05:02:01 PM »
This was on an episode of House.
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« Reply #15 on: March 13, 2019, 05:10:51 PM »
Quote from: bluestarlizzard on March 13, 2019, 05:02:01 PM
This was on an episode of House.

Was that the episode where it was Lupus?
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« Reply #16 on: March 13, 2019, 05:19:07 PM »
It's not lupus.
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Re: Beware of performing fellatio if you have allergies
« Reply #17 on: March 13, 2019, 06:49:07 PM »
Test for Lupus.
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« Reply #19 on: March 13, 2019, 07:13:11 PM »
Mixed emotions when  you hear....

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« Reply #20 on: March 13, 2019, 11:28:18 PM »
Quote from: brimic on March 13, 2019, 04:22:10 PM
Hmmm, we didn't have a wedding cake, and all is well. There must be something to that theory.

Wife 2.0 vs. Wife 1.0?  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

FYI, still waiting for Fistful to comment on this being some sort of unnatural sex act.


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« Reply #21 on: March 14, 2019, 12:21:06 AM »
My wife had jaw surgery as a teenager.  Hasn't been able to open as wide ever since.  I don't fit without scraping.  It's been tried.
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« Reply #24 on: March 14, 2019, 11:21:14 AM »
Quote from: sumpnz on March 14, 2019, 12:21:06 AM
My wife had jaw surgery as a teenager.  Hasn't been able to open as wide ever since.  I don't fit without scraping.  It's been tried.

There's a humble brag if I've ever heard of one ...
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