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makattak

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One reason for a big safe
« on: March 15, 2019, 09:41:27 AM »
https://fox59.com/2019/03/14/marion-man-finds-body-underneath-900-pound-antique-floor-safe-after-suspected-break-in/

It can be its own defender.

I have to say, though. That's a pretty terrible way to die- trapped in someone else's home, being crushed by a 900 pound safe. Just one of the many risks (even if a low probability one) that a life of crime brings.
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Re: One reason for a big safe
« Reply #1 on: March 15, 2019, 09:49:48 AM »
Terrible way to die,   but appropriate.
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Re: One reason for a big safe
« Reply #2 on: March 15, 2019, 09:55:24 AM »


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Re: One reason for a big safe
« Reply #3 on: March 15, 2019, 10:20:23 AM »
That guys garage must have really been a mess. Good thing it wasn't Phoenix in the summer.


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Re: One reason for a big safe
« Reply #4 on: March 15, 2019, 10:56:15 AM »
At least he died doing what he loved.   :'(
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Re: One reason for a big safe
« Reply #5 on: March 15, 2019, 11:16:06 AM »
The crime may have been that the safe was empty.
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Re: One reason for a big safe
« Reply #6 on: March 15, 2019, 11:27:32 AM »
Now watch the POS's family sue both the home owner & the safe manufacturer.
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Re: One reason for a big safe
« Reply #7 on: March 15, 2019, 12:04:15 PM »
He that liveth by the safe shalt die by the safe.
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Re: One reason for a big safe
« Reply #8 on: March 15, 2019, 12:50:18 PM »
Quote from: BTR on March 15, 2019, 10:56:15 AM
At least he died doing what he loved.   :'(

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Re: One reason for a big safe
« Reply #9 on: March 15, 2019, 02:54:37 PM »
Autopsy?

Do they have to stick an airhose in his mouth to reinflate him, first?


Why do I suspect that there are going to be a bunch of survivor lawsuits coming from his family?
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