Author Topic: Shakespearean Insulter (Read 571 times)

Ben · « **on:** March 15, 2019, 09:59:55 AM »

Check it out, Thou fusty base-court skainsmate!

http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html

MillCreek · « **Reply #1 on:** March 15, 2019, 10:08:32 AM »

Thou froward beef-witted dewberry!

makattak · « **Reply #2 on:** March 15, 2019, 10:29:42 AM »

You scullion! You rampallian! You fustilarian! I'll tickle your catastrophe!

Thou artless onion-eyed moldwarp!

HankB · « **Reply #3 on:** March 15, 2019, 11:45:36 AM »

Thou caluminous hell-hated giglet!

TommyGunn · « **Reply #4 on:** March 15, 2019, 11:53:28 AM »

Thous doest protesteth too mucheth.

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Hawkmoon · « **Reply #5 on:** March 15, 2019, 12:01:08 PM »

Thou villainous rude-growing jolt-head!

Thou foul defacer of God's handiwork.

Thou odiferous shard-borne bladder!

lee n. field · « **Reply #6 on:** March 15, 2019, 12:03:20 PM »

TommyGunn · « **Reply #7 on:** March 15, 2019, 12:11:09 PM »

My daughter the theater major has one of these.

https://philosophersguild.com/products/shakespearean-insults-mug

Thanks! -- just ordered one for my extensive coffee mug collection.

230RN · « **Reply #8 on:** March 15, 2019, 03:32:21 PM »

Is this one on there?

"Would thou wert clean enough to spit upon." (Timon of Athens - Act IV, Scene iii)

More real ones:

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/04/23/15-great-william-shakespeare-insults-which-are-better-than-swear/

BlueStarLizzard · « **Reply #9 on:** March 15, 2019, 06:40:51 PM »

Be not lost so poorly in your thoughts.

I have a top ten Shakespeare insult tshirt.

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