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Never mind transgenderism
« on: March 20, 2019, 11:17:06 AM »
The new thing is transageism:

https://www.thecollegefix.com/scholar-makes-moral-case-for-letting-people-decide-their-own-age/

Don't like how old you are? Change it. Don't lie about your age -- just self-identify as being however old you think you actually should be.

Coming next, transwaterism -- water is no longer wet if it self-identifies as dry.
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Re: Never mind transgenderism
« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2019, 11:25:25 AM »
I identify as 15,763 years old. The govt owes me a heck of a lot of back social security and the bank a lot of interest.
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Re: Never mind transgenderism
« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2019, 11:45:35 AM »
I'm still waiting for some lefty to get up the courage to walk up to the White House, and declare that he/she/ze identifies as the real President Donald Trump.
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Re: Never mind transgenderism
« Reply #3 on: March 20, 2019, 11:46:48 AM »
I identify as 15,763 years old. The govt owes me a heck of a lot of back social security and the bank a lot of interest.


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Re: Never mind transgenderism
« Reply #4 on: March 20, 2019, 12:07:57 PM »
There seems to be a disparity with this in my house, I think I am one age and my wife thinks I am 12.... How does that work. :)

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Re: Never mind transgenderism
« Reply #5 on: March 20, 2019, 12:10:20 PM »
There seems to be a disparity with this in my house, I think I am one age and my wife thinks I am 12.... How does that work. :)


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Re: Never mind transgenderism
« Reply #6 on: March 20, 2019, 12:16:51 PM »
I bet a lot of teenagers will self-identify as being 21 when entering a bar or liquor store.

Or - for that matter - a gun shop.  >:D
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Re: Never mind transgenderism
« Reply #7 on: March 20, 2019, 02:35:59 PM »
I identify as 15,763 years old. The govt owes me a heck of a lot of back social security and the bank a lot of interest.

I'm still wondering what was significant about 13,744 BCE.

How about it, WLJ?  Was 15,763 years ago just a PFA (Plucked From the Air) number?

I'm sure I'll give myself a dope slap when you answer.  :facepalm:

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Re: Never mind transgenderism
« Reply #8 on: March 20, 2019, 02:54:51 PM »
Just a number pulled out of my
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Re: Never mind transgenderism
« Reply #9 on: March 20, 2019, 03:08:17 PM »
There seems to be a disparity with this in my house, I think I am one age and my wife thinks I am 12.... How does that work. :)

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Re: Never mind transgenderism
« Reply #10 on: March 20, 2019, 03:31:04 PM »
I identify as having been born in the USA. I should go to the US embassy and apply for a passport.
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Re: Never mind transgenderism
« Reply #11 on: March 20, 2019, 03:35:35 PM »
I identify as having been born in the USA. I should go to the US embassy and apply for a passport.

Could possibly work
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Re: Never mind transgenderism
« Reply #12 on: March 20, 2019, 04:23:59 PM »
If you were born in 1994, but identify as 74 years old, can you retire under social security?
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Re: Never mind transgenderism
« Reply #13 on: March 21, 2019, 07:27:48 AM »
This is one way to solve the pilot shortage.  I identify as being 25, so I have another 40 years until mandatory retirement.
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Re: Never mind transgenderism
« Reply #14 on: March 21, 2019, 12:39:28 PM »
I identify as 15,763 years old. The govt owes me a heck of a lot of back social security and the bank a lot of interest.
Your penalty for failing to apply for Medicare at age 65 comes to $21,974,642,124,656.12 more than your back SS payments. Please remit promptly or risk additional penalties and interest.
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Re: Never mind transgenderism
« Reply #15 on: March 21, 2019, 02:05:55 PM »
Your penalty for failing to apply for Medicare at age 65 comes to $21,974,642,124,656.12 more than your back SS payments. Please remit promptly or risk additional penalties and interest.


Shouldn't be a problem.  The dollar his Mee-maw put in the bank for him 15,763 years ago would come to about $2.255202 today, figuring a nice, round comfortable 3% interest rate for a long term average.

Taxes?  Boy, I dunno.

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Re: Never mind transgenderism
« Reply #16 on: March 21, 2019, 04:08:29 PM »
Ruff Ruff RUFF Grrrrr...

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Re: Never mind transgenderism
« Reply #17 on: March 21, 2019, 04:12:12 PM »
Shouldn't be a problem.  The dollar his Mee-maw put in the bank for him 15,763 years ago would come to about $2.255202 today, figuring a nice, round comfortable 3% interest rate for a long term average.

Taxes?  Boy, I dunno.

I'm an illegal alien, what taxes?
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