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Re: The 2020 Circus - All of the clowns, all of the time
« Reply #150 on: June 11, 2019, 03:16:52 PM »
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Re: The 2020 Circus - All of the clowns, all of the time
« Reply #151 on: June 11, 2019, 03:30:09 PM »
Does he think he is running for student council?  Maybe next he will talk about better food in the cafeteria. 
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« Reply #152 on: June 11, 2019, 03:32:23 PM »
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Re: The 2020 Circus - All of the clowns, all of the time
« Reply #153 on: June 11, 2019, 07:13:04 PM »
https://twitchy.com/brettt-3136/2019/06/11/hes-leading-in-something-eric-swalwell-reportedly-at-0-percent-in-24-consecutive-national-polls/

Eric Swalwell reportedly at 0 percent in 24 consecutive national polls


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Re: The 2020 Circus - All of the clowns, all of the time
« Reply #154 on: June 11, 2019, 09:24:46 PM »
Quote from: Ben on June 11, 2019, 03:16:52 PM
If Joe Biden is elected, he promises to cure cancer.

By the laying on of the hands?
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« Reply #155 on: June 11, 2019, 09:33:04 PM »
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Re: The 2020 Circus - All of the clowns, all of the time
« Reply #156 on: June 11, 2019, 10:05:27 PM »
Quote from: just Warren on June 11, 2019, 09:24:46 PM
By the laying on of the hands?

 :rofl:   :rofl:   :rofl:   :rofl:   :rofl:   :rofl:   :rofl:   :rofl:   :rofl:   :rofl:   =D
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Re: The 2020 Circus - All of the clowns, all of the time
« Reply #157 on: June 11, 2019, 10:23:26 PM »
Quote from: Doggy Daddy on June 11, 2019, 10:05:27 PM
:rofl:   :rofl:   :rofl:   :rofl:   :rofl:   :rofl:   :rofl:   :rofl:   :rofl:   :rofl:   =D

Took me a minute.


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« Reply #158 on: June 12, 2019, 06:15:55 PM »
Quote from: just Warren on June 11, 2019, 09:24:46 PM
By the laying on of the hands?

Little girl:  "What are you doing??"

Biden:  "I'm curing your cancer."

Little girl:  "I don't have cancer!"

Biden:  "See?  It worked."

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« Reply #159 on: June 12, 2019, 11:09:50 PM »
This thread is a constant source of joy to me, and I hope to you as well. I done good.  =D
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Re: The 2020 Circus - All of the clowns, all of the time
« Reply #160 on: June 13, 2019, 07:42:17 PM »
It appears that instead of having a kids table for the lower polling candidates, the dems are gonna stick almost everyone on stage for the first debate for inclusion and all.

I actually want to tune in to watch this circus for the laughs. Either it's gonna be like 6 hours long to accommodate every candidate being able to answer questions, or they're going to have 15 second response times, and none of these jokers is going to want to stop talking.

https://twitchy.com/brettt-3136/2019/06/13/youre-gonna-need-a-bigger-clown-car-dnc-announces-20-qualifying-candidates-for-first-debates/
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Re: The 2020 Circus - All of the clowns, all of the time
« Reply #161 on: June 13, 2019, 07:55:27 PM »
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« Reply #162 on: June 13, 2019, 08:03:40 PM »
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Seen on the Internetz: Biden's campaign song is Aqualung.
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Re: The 2020 Circus - All of the clowns, all of the time
« Reply #163 on: June 14, 2019, 03:32:41 PM »
https://youtu.be/Eh5Ro0tUsZM
Bernie On Paying For Socialism: “People In This Country Would Be Delighted To Pay More In Taxes”


Sounds like a winning campaign message to me.
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Re: The 2020 Circus - All of the clowns, all of the time
« Reply #164 on: June 15, 2019, 01:43:03 PM »
Quote from: Ben on June 13, 2019, 07:42:17 PM
It appears that instead of having a kids table for the lower polling candidates, the dems are gonna stick almost everyone on stage for the first debate for inclusion and all.

I actually want to tune in to watch this circus for the laughs. Either it's gonna be like 6 hours long to accommodate every candidate being able to answer questions, or they're going to have 15 second response times, and none of these jokers is going to want to stop talking.

https://twitchy.com/brettt-3136/2019/06/13/youre-gonna-need-a-bigger-clown-car-dnc-announces-20-qualifying-candidates-for-first-debates/

Okay, now they appear to have split it in two after all. Orange and purple.  I guess that's like apple and banana?

Interesting split of the field. I think there are a couple of "second night" candidates that are going to loudly complain, because I think everyone will regard the second debate as the kids' table.

https://twitchy.com/brads-313037/2019/06/15/the-democrat-party-debates-have-been-split-into-2-teams-and-you-can-color-us-confused-about-it-all/
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Re: The 2020 Circus - All of the clowns, all of the time
« Reply #165 on: June 15, 2019, 02:20:23 PM »
Quote from: Angel Eyes on June 12, 2019, 06:15:55 PM
Little girl:  "What are you doing??"

Biden:  "I'm curing your cancer."

Little girl:  "I don't have cancer!"

Biden:  "See?  It worked.  Come here little girl and let me smell your hair and give you a nice squeeze.  I have some candy for you."



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Re: The 2020 Circus - All of the clowns, all of the time
« Reply #166 on: June 15, 2019, 02:35:22 PM »
Quote from: MechAg94 on June 14, 2019, 03:32:41 PM
https://youtu.be/Eh5Ro0tUsZM
Bernie On Paying For Socialism: “People In This Country Would Be Delighted To Pay More In Taxes”


Sounds like a winning campaign message to me.

It worked for President Mondale.
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Re: The 2020 Circus - All of the clowns, all of the time
« Reply #167 on: June 19, 2019, 09:58:38 AM »
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Re: The 2020 Circus - All of the clowns, all of the time
« Reply #168 on: June 20, 2019, 06:20:53 PM »
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    For the record, Cory Booker does *not* owe Joe Biden an apology for pointing out that waxing nostalgic about working with segregationists is insensitive.

    “He knows better?” Really? What is “better?” To stay quiet about it? https://t.co/RvFzqAXPI5

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AOC: Booker Doesn’t Owe Apology for Calling Out Biden ‘Waxing Nostalgic’ About Segregationists
https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2019/06/20/aoc-booker-doesnt-owe-apology-calling-out-biden-waxing-nostalgic-about-segregationists/
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« Reply #169 on: June 20, 2019, 06:23:03 PM »
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« Reply #170 on: June 20, 2019, 06:56:56 PM »
Reading the title of this thread it came to me that someone needs to arrange an ice cream truck full of clowns going to the debates, they can all wear masks and try to get to the left of each other, etc. I fould see much hilarity and butthurt.
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« Reply #171 on: June 20, 2019, 07:20:21 PM »
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Re: The 2020 Circus - All of the clowns, all of the time
« Reply #172 on: June 21, 2019, 03:11:41 PM »
Yeah, I'll just leave this here without comment:

https://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2019/06/21/rofl-delete-these-eric-swalwells-plans-to-end-gun-violence-prove-he-knows-absolutely-nothing-about-guns/

Well, one comment on his general platform: What moron bases pretty much 95% of his presidential platform on gun control? I wouldn't expect even Wayne Lapierre to base a presidential run on only gun rights.
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« Reply #173 on: June 21, 2019, 04:29:59 PM »
Quote from: Ben on June 21, 2019, 03:11:41 PM
Yeah, I'll just leave this here without comment:

https://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2019/06/21/rofl-delete-these-eric-swalwells-plans-to-end-gun-violence-prove-he-knows-absolutely-nothing-about-guns/

Well, one comment on his general platform: What moron bases pretty much 95% of his presidential platform on gun control? I wouldn't expect even Wayne Lapierre to base a presidential run on only gun rights.

Can we hold his mom and dad accountable for him?
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Re: The 2020 Circus - All of the clowns, all of the time
« Reply #174 on: June 22, 2019, 10:00:37 AM »
Apparently Will Smith is running......or something
I think they did it as a joke..... or something

https://twitter.com/rhuvane/status/1142202440285995009/photo/1

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