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Not a carrot story
« on: May 23, 2019, 07:57:46 PM »
But there is a certain similarity

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Cameron Jeffrey Wilson, 27, was carrying a pistol in his front pocket while in his Cashmere, Wash., apartment on April 5 when the firearm accidentally discharged and pierced his groin and thigh….
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When the ex-con finally went to the hospital, a balloon of marijuana slipped out of his anus while a doctor was operating on the gunshot wound, court records show.

But wait

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    As he was being processed at the Chelan County Regional Justice Center, Wilson was strip-searched and another balloon of marijuana slipped from his anus, the paper said.

He was also evidently unaware that prison phone calls are monitored. When he told his girlfriend not to cooperate with investigators, police added four counts of witness tampering on top of all of the other charges he’d accumulated.

Quick, someone tell AOC where marijuana comes from!

Repeat Felon Drops Drugs From Rectum After Shooting Himself in the Testicles
https://www.thetruthaboutguns.com/2019/05/daniel-zimmerman/repeat-felon-drops-drugs-from-rectum-after-shooting-himself-in-the-testicles/
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Re: Not a carrot story
« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2019, 08:13:47 PM »
The man is 27 years old and has 13 felony convicitions.  Quite the achiever.
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Re: Not a carrot story
« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2019, 08:25:32 PM »
He's gifted.
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Re: Not a carrot story
« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2019, 08:49:10 PM »
He's almost ready to begin to get started turning his life around.
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Re: Not a carrot story
« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2019, 09:44:09 PM »
Quote from: Angel Eyes on May 23, 2019, 08:25:32 PM
He's gifted.


Has he announced for 2024 yet? A prime example of the DNC.
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Re: Not a carrot story
« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2019, 09:45:05 PM »
Quote from: RoadKingLarry on May 23, 2019, 09:44:09 PM
Has he announced for 2024 yet? A prime example of the DNC.

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