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Re: I Want My Amazon Ammo!
« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2019, 11:27:18 AM »
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Re: I Want My Amazon Ammo!
« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2019, 11:38:23 AM »
"I'll take things that didn't really happen for $100, Alex."

I found it interesting that the guy who needed a fainting couch used the term "cartridge". He may have just read it off the box he got for his likely hoax, however it's not common to see correct terminology and "I wet myself" in the same sentence where gun stuff is concerned. Which makes me kinda wonder if the hoaxer is a gun guy.
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Re: I Want My Amazon Ammo!
« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2019, 11:41:03 AM »
The guy that allegedly received the ammunition should buy a gun in that caliber and remove himself from this all too terrifying world so he wouldn’t have to be afraid any longer
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Re: I Want My Amazon Ammo!
« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2019, 11:59:35 AM »
Dang it. And here I am thinking I finally have a thing for that automatic monthly purchase program.
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Re: I Want My Amazon Ammo!
« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2019, 12:04:00 PM »
The only way I could see that happening is if it was from a 3rd party seller (which there are plenty of on Amazon), but in that case I don't think it would come in an "Amazon Prime shipping box".
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Re: I Want My Amazon Ammo!
« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2019, 12:11:03 PM »
Or some other retailer reused an Amazon shipping box.


I was thinking that guy may have been joking, but looking at his Twitter posts, I am not sure. 
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Re: I Want My Amazon Ammo!
« Reply #7 on: May 30, 2019, 12:12:00 PM »
Dang it. And here I am thinking I finally have a thing for that automatic monthly purchase program.
Last year, there was a new-to-me ammo seller offering a monthly ammo purchase subscription.  I wasn't interested.
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Re: I Want My Amazon Ammo!
« Reply #8 on: May 30, 2019, 12:19:55 PM »
Can I get me some .357 Magnum hollowpoint? ? ? ? ?  =D
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Re: I Want My Amazon Ammo!
« Reply #9 on: May 30, 2019, 12:27:56 PM »
The guy that allegedly received the ammunition should buy a gun in that caliber and remove himself from this all too terrifying world so he wouldn’t have to be afraid any longer

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Re: I Want My Amazon Ammo!
« Reply #10 on: May 30, 2019, 12:28:40 PM »
Dang it. And here I am thinking I finally have a thing for that automatic monthly purchase program.

A reason for Amazon Prime, for the free shipping.

(I wonder if I could get casting lead through Amazon Prime.)
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Re: I Want My Amazon Ammo!
« Reply #11 on: May 30, 2019, 12:45:30 PM »
A reason for Amazon Prime, for the free shipping.

(I wonder if I could get casting lead through Amazon Prime.)
Maybe someone could get away with selling "scrap" brass?
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Re: I Want My Amazon Ammo!
« Reply #12 on: May 30, 2019, 06:29:50 PM »
A reason for Amazon Prime, for the free shipping.

(I wonder if I could get casting lead through Amazon Prime.)

Not just the free shipping. Free TWO day shipping.  =D
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Re: I Want My Amazon Ammo!
« Reply #13 on: May 30, 2019, 06:47:41 PM »
I'm reminded of that pic of a woman claiming bullets hit her house and holding up live rounds as "proof."

Oh, the mendacity.
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Re: I Want My Amazon Ammo!
« Reply #14 on: May 30, 2019, 07:15:13 PM »
I'm reminded of that pic of a woman claiming bullets hit her house and holding up live rounds as "proof."

Oh, the mendacity.

Victim of a drive-by throwing, perhaps?
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Re: I Want My Amazon Ammo!
« Reply #15 on: May 31, 2019, 08:23:23 AM »
Doesn't most rifle caliber ammunition come 20 cartridges to the box?  This nitwit claimed there were 24 cartridges in what he supposedly received.
I could be mistaken as it's been many years since I bought just a box of 30.06.
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Re: I Want My Amazon Ammo!
« Reply #16 on: May 31, 2019, 08:41:28 AM »
Amazon delivered my shipment of cat collars. No ammo  =(
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Re: I Want My Amazon Ammo!
« Reply #17 on: May 31, 2019, 08:58:07 AM »
Doesn't most rifle caliber ammunition come 20 cartridges to the box?  This nitwit claimed there were 24 cartridges in what he supposedly received.
I could be mistaken as it's been many years since I bought just a box of 30.06.

I don't know of any ammo that comes 24 to a box.  20, 25, 50, are the standard non-bulk counts.
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Re: I Want My Amazon Ammo!
« Reply #18 on: May 31, 2019, 09:26:49 AM »
Doesn't most rifle caliber ammunition come 20 cartridges to the box?  This nitwit claimed there were 24 cartridges in what he supposedly received.
I could be mistaken as it's been many years since I bought just a box of 30.06.

Even the picture the guy posted clearly stated there were 20 cartridges.
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Re: I Want My Amazon Ammo!
« Reply #19 on: May 31, 2019, 09:28:45 AM »
Doesn't most rifle caliber ammunition come 20 cartridges to the box?  This nitwit claimed there were 24 cartridges in what he supposedly received.
I could be mistaken as it's been many years since I bought just a box of 30.06.

Social purposes ammo primo hollowpoint death bullets often comes in smaller boxes now.
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Re: I Want My Amazon Ammo!
« Reply #20 on: May 31, 2019, 09:33:20 AM »
Social purposes ammo primo hollowpoint death bullets often comes in smaller boxes now.

usually 20 to a box
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Re: I Want My Amazon Ammo!
« Reply #21 on: May 31, 2019, 09:37:04 AM »
Yeah, that 24 threw me too. Federal only lists "20" for quantities in that size box on their site. I don't think I've ever seen even 25 for rifle ammo, only 20.
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Re: I Want My Amazon Ammo!
« Reply #22 on: May 31, 2019, 09:39:25 AM »
Maybe someone should start dropping triggers into amazon boxes.
You know, so that the SJWs can be triggered over a trigger.
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Re: I Want My Amazon Ammo!
« Reply #23 on: May 31, 2019, 10:53:37 AM »
I've seen cheap Roosian ammo come in odd size packages. 
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Re: I Want My Amazon Ammo!
« Reply #24 on: May 31, 2019, 11:17:37 AM »
I've seen cheap Roosian ammo come in odd size packages. 

Yeah, but the photo the guy posted of the alleged package was Federal Fusion.
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