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Re: I Want My Amazon Ammo!
« Reply #25 on: May 31, 2019, 01:48:35 PM »
No ammo on Amazon it's verboten.
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Re: I Want My Amazon Ammo!
« Reply #26 on: June 02, 2019, 12:32:06 AM »
Yeah, but the photo the guy posted of the alleged package was Federal Fusion.

Now the Russians have hacked Federal Ammo.
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Re: I Want My Amazon Ammo!
« Reply #27 on: June 02, 2019, 06:18:02 AM »
Now the Russians have hacked Federal Ammo.

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Re: I Want My Amazon Ammo!
« Reply #28 on: June 02, 2019, 08:27:21 AM »
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No way!!
And *I* ordered ammo from Amazon and got a stylish woman's purse in MY shipment!!
It must be yours.

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Re: I Want My Amazon Ammo!
« Reply #29 on: June 02, 2019, 09:01:36 AM »
No moccasins?
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Re: I Want My Amazon Ammo!
« Reply #30 on: June 03, 2019, 09:22:40 PM »
I ordered some RF connectors on Amazon and got a free Glonass satellite.  But now the DNC thinks I am colluding with the Russians.
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Re: I Want My Amazon Ammo!
« Reply #31 on: June 03, 2019, 09:45:53 PM »
I ordered cat flea and tic meds and a microwave (ours croaked), what kinda Lagniappe can I expect?
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Re: I Want My Amazon Ammo!
« Reply #32 on: June 04, 2019, 09:14:27 AM »
Some years ago, I man supposedly got a rifle instead of his actual order through amazon:

https://gizmodo.com/guy-orders-tv-from-amazon-gets-giant-assault-rifle-ins-5933021

I'm guessing these cases are vendors selling through amazon that mix up their packages.

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Re: I Want My Amazon Ammo!
« Reply #33 on: June 04, 2019, 09:20:12 AM »
Some years ago, I man supposedly got a rifle instead of his actual order through amazon:

https://gizmodo.com/guy-orders-tv-from-amazon-gets-giant-assault-rifle-ins-5933021

I'm guessing these cases are vendors selling through amazon that mix up their packages.

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Re: I Want My Amazon Ammo!
« Reply #34 on: June 04, 2019, 10:47:09 AM »
Yeah, but the photo the guy posted of the alleged package was Federal Fusion.

The box also says 20 cartridges, not 24.  The Amazon box looks really worse for wear.  Also his name of "impeachthemofo" really lends credence to his complaints.

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Re: I Want My Amazon Ammo!
« Reply #35 on: June 04, 2019, 06:12:53 PM »
Some years ago, I man supposedly got a rifle instead of his actual order through amazon:

https://gizmodo.com/guy-orders-tv-from-amazon-gets-giant-assault-rifle-ins-5933021

I'm guessing these cases are vendors selling through amazon that mix up their packages.

Dang it. Why don't these kinds of mix ups ever happen to me?  =(
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