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Hillary Clinton: Cybersecurity Expert
« on: May 30, 2019, 05:39:37 PM »
You've gotta be *expletive deleted*ing kidding me!

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/hillary-clinton-cybersecurity-speaker
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Re: Hillary Clinton: Cybersecurity Expert
« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2019, 05:48:05 PM »
Oh, interesting.

Off Wikipedia's page on the company hosting it:

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FireEye was founded in 2004 by Ashar Aziz, a former Sun Microsystems engineer.[3][6] It received an early investment from the CIA's investment arm, In-Q-Tel, in 2009.[7] FireEye's first commercial product was not developed and sold until 2010.[8] That same year, FireEye expanded into the Middle-East.[9] This was followed by the opening of new offices in Asia Pacific in 2010,[10] Europe in 2011[11] and Africa in 2013.[12]

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At the time, FireEye was growing rapidly.[13] It had 175 employees in 2011, which grew to 900 by June 2012.[13] Revenues multiplied eight-fold between 2010 and 2012.[13] However, FireEye was not yet profitable, due to high operating costs such as research and development expenses

Bolded parts make me wonder what's going on behind the scenes.
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Re: Hillary Clinton: Cybersecurity Expert
« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2019, 05:53:32 PM »
Maybe she got force-fed some cybersmarts since the late unpleasantness.

Or maybe she's meant as a comedic introduction?

I wonder if that outfit gets any funding from the Clinton Foundation.

???

I'm willing to give two to your one that she makes at least one major security gaffe during her speech.

I'm not signing this one so the Clintons won't know who posted it.

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Re: Hillary Clinton: Cybersecurity Expert
« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2019, 09:17:26 PM »
I saw that making it's rounds on book of feces.
I thought it was a joke/meme/satire.

Do you mean to tell me it is real?
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Re: Hillary Clinton: Cybersecurity Expert
« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2019, 10:06:55 PM »
Well she is an expert on how NOT to do it.
Her next gig will be answering the phones on the suicide hot line.
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Re: Hillary Clinton: Cybersecurity Expert
« Reply #5 on: May 31, 2019, 12:40:45 AM »
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Re: Hillary Clinton: Cybersecurity Expert
« Reply #6 on: May 31, 2019, 08:07:00 AM »
The Deep State is rubbing Trump and his teams nose in their inability to actually touch the deep state.

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Re: Hillary Clinton: Cybersecurity Expert
« Reply #7 on: May 31, 2019, 08:34:50 AM »
Maybe she got force-fed some cybersmarts since the late unpleasantness.

Or maybe she's meant as a comedic introduction?

I wonder if that outfit gets any funding from the Clinton Foundation.

???

I'm willing to give two to your one that she makes at least one major security gaffe during her speech.

I'm not signing this one so the Clintons won't know who posted it.

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Re: Hillary Clinton: Cybersecurity Expert
« Reply #8 on: May 31, 2019, 08:54:30 AM »
Yeah, I kinda regret posting that.  I may have to get into the witless protection program.

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Re: Hillary Clinton: Cybersecurity Expert
« Reply #9 on: May 31, 2019, 01:21:21 PM »
I suppose it makes some sense, sort of like having Ted Kosinski as the keynote speaker at an anti-terror seminar.
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