Author Topic: Anybody Want to Buy This House for $600K?  (Read 575 times)

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Anybody Want to Buy This House for $600K?
« on: September 15, 2019, 09:23:43 AM »
All this and you get to step in human poop every time you walk outside!

https://www.foxnews.com/real-estate/san-franciscos-least-expensive-home-still-costs-600g
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Re: Anybody Want to Buy This House for $600K?
« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2019, 09:57:18 AM »
All this and you get to step in human poop every time you walk outside!

https://www.foxnews.com/real-estate/san-franciscos-least-expensive-home-still-costs-600g

Hell of a deal!

Someone will buy it, sink another $600k into it and sell it for $2m.
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Re: Anybody Want to Buy This House for $600K?
« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2019, 10:58:09 AM »
Hell of a deal!

Someone will buy it, sink another $600k into it and sell it for $2m.

Yup. All they need to do is paint it the right colors and advertise it as some urban renewal hipster cottage, and a Google employee will no doubt buy it as soon as it's listed.  :laugh:
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Re: Anybody Want to Buy This House for $600K?
« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2019, 01:41:07 PM »
Holy cow! My bedroom is larger in square footage than the size of the entire lot that house sits on!

I also paid less than half the price they are asking and got a 5 acre lot my house sits on.

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Re: Anybody Want to Buy This House for $600K?
« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2019, 07:10:13 PM »
"...and all the poos in poo-ville joined hands and began to sing"
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Re: Anybody Want to Buy This House for $600K?
« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2019, 12:55:35 PM »
wow.