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MechAg94:
I saw a few stories on Babylon Bee that didn't fit any current discussion.
https://babylonbee.com/news/survey-10-out-of-10-nazi-scientists-do-not-recommend-opening-the-ark-of-the-covenant
Survey: 10 Out Of 10 Nazi Scientists Do Not Recommend Opening The Ark Of The Covenant
--- Quote ---At publishing time, they had also recommended against watching Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.
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MechAg94:
https://babylonbee.com/news/nations-civil-war-reenactors-been-waiting-for-this-moment-their-entire-lives
Nation's Civil War Reenactors Have Been Preparing For This Moment Their Entire Lives
--- Quote ---U.S.—After Trump tweeted about a civil war, the nation's Civil War reenactors excitedly began mobilizing, reporting that they have been waiting for this exact moment their entire lives.
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--- Quote ---Unfortunately, Trump then tweeted, "Lol jk," making the reenactors sad. They say their time will still come at some point in the future however, and when it does, they'll be ready.
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MechAg94:
https://babylonbee.com/news/chick-fil-a-opens-first-restaurant-in-megachurch-foyer-still-closed-sundays
Chick-Fil-A Opens First Restaurant In Megachurch Foyer, Still Closed Sundays
MechAg94:
https://babylonbee.com/news/experts-warn-we-have-only-12-years-left-until-they-change-the-dates-on-global-warming-again
Experts Warn We Have Only 12 Years Left Until They Change The Timeline On Global Warming Again
--- Quote ---"Should we not change our ways, our old predictions will melt, dangerously raising the chance of us having to move the goalposts again," said Al Gore. "Do you really want me to write another book, film another movie, and go on another tour in my private jet just because you dingbats couldn't be bothered to alter your lifestyles? I don't think so. Let's all get on board with this 12-year figure, or we'll have to push back the date again."
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K Frame:
Opening chick filet stores in church lobbies would work For them as a business move if they opened and 7th day Adventist churches.
O, wait…
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