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« Reply #125 on: July 22, 2020, 05:25:32 PM »


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« Reply #126 on: July 23, 2020, 05:53:21 AM »

Racism is bad, but not everything bad is racist.


Boy, you have a lot to learn.
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« Reply #127 on: July 31, 2020, 04:56:55 PM »

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-might-not-accept-the-results-of-the-2020-election-says-movement-that-still-hasnt-accepted-results-of-2016-election/

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'Trump Might Not Accept The Results Of The 2020 Election,' Says Movement That Still Hasn't Accepted Results Of 2016 Election
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« Reply #128 on: July 31, 2020, 08:10:56 PM »

So the Babylon Bee is reporting real news now?  When did that change?
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« Reply #129 on: July 31, 2020, 08:22:34 PM »

So the Babylon Bee is reporting real news now?  When did that change?

When the Marxists decided to make satire our lived reality.
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« Reply #130 on: July 31, 2020, 08:56:10 PM »

I think it was about 1984.
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« Reply #131 on: August 04, 2020, 04:39:45 AM »

Woke Polar Bear Apologizes For Being White
https://babylonbee.com/news/woke-polar-bear-apologizes-for-being-white?utm_content=bufferfdb34&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer

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The bear "got woke" after a leftist protesting the zoo for keeping animals in captivity bravely leaped into the bear's exhibit. After eating the protester, the polar bear picked up the book on critical race theory the woman had in her pocket and devoured it, first figuratively, then literally.
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« Reply #132 on: August 04, 2020, 04:50:45 PM »

Teachers Refusing To Go Back In The Fall Launch 'Every Child Left Behind' Movement
https://babylonbee.com/news/teachers-refusing-to-go-back-in-the-fall-launch-all-kids-left-behind-movement/?utm_content=buffer34273&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer

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Teachers across the nation expressed their utmost thanks to the taxpayers and assured them that this was money well spent. ôI am much more productive as a teacher thanks to the Every Child Left Behind movement. Now I can go run errands as I please and instead of grading papers I can binge Netflix!ö

At publishing time, the teacherĺs union was planning a series of strikes to continue the Every Child Left Behind movement until a cure for all sickness and death was found.
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« Reply #133 on: September 16, 2020, 02:30:56 PM »

https://babylonbee.com/news/cnn-criticizes-israel-arab-leaders-for-shaking-hands-in-the-middle-of-a-pandemic

That was funny, right up until it actually happened:

https://www.foxnews.com/media/cnn-shames-trumps-large-crowd-little-social-distancing-at-wh-event-marking-middle-east-peace-deal
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« Reply #134 on: September 16, 2020, 07:36:49 PM »


Here's yer sign.
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« Reply #135 on: September 17, 2020, 12:10:12 PM »

https://babylonbee.com/news/u-haul-introduces-armored-war-rigs-for-californians-trying-to-flee-states-post-apocalyptic-wasteland
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« Reply #136 on: September 24, 2020, 01:44:54 PM »

https://babylonbee.com/news/fisher-price-introduces-supreme-court-protest-playhouse-that-can-be-vandalized-and-burned-down

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« Reply #137 on: October 16, 2020, 07:29:31 PM »

For those who haven't seen it yet, the Bee has its own YouTube channel:

https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbee

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« Reply #138 on: October 17, 2020, 03:45:28 AM »

I'd never considered this...

How the hell do they know if the tear gas was working?

https://babylonbee.com/news/riot-police-unsure-if-their-tear-gas-worked-since-libs-were-already-crying-anyway
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« Reply #139 on: October 17, 2020, 06:12:49 AM »

The Cali DMV may require you to listen to a Greta sermon before leaving you alone.   smiley

BEN:
I was just about to ask about that.  Apparently, they're almost done with you, but time will tell.

And IIRC, because of interstate agreements, they can still zing you on your new State's licensing and registration, yes?  No?
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« Reply #140 on: October 17, 2020, 06:34:16 AM »

BEN:
I was just about to ask about that.  Apparently, they're almost done with you, but time will tell.

And IIRC, because of interstate agreements, they can still zing you on your new State's licensing and registration, yes?  No?

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From what I can tell, they are done with me. It took a couple of letters fore each vehicle, but I think it's done. If I don't get a demand to renew registration in FEB, then I should be in the clear.
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« Reply #141 on: October 17, 2020, 04:17:20 PM »

laugh

From what I can tell, they are done with me. It took a couple of letters fore each vehicle, but I think it's done. If I don't get a demand to renew registration in FEB, then I should be in the clear.
Did you get a ballot?
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« Reply #142 on: October 17, 2020, 05:17:28 PM »

^ "ballot"

Heh-heh.

"representation"

"taxes"

Verrry good.

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« Reply #143 on: October 20, 2020, 02:48:34 PM »

Offered without comment.  Face Palm!

https://thefederalist.com/2020/10/20/facebook-demonetizes-satire-site-babylon-bee-claims-monty-python-spoof-incites-violence/
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« Reply #144 on: October 20, 2020, 03:23:26 PM »



Gas lighting and financial blackballing a satire publication.  Tells you what they consider a threat.
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