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Primordial liberal identified
« on: October 18, 2019, 03:16:56 PM »
The Paris Zoo has identified the primordial liberal archtype, no brain, 720 sexes.
Or, could this be the original source of the liberal plague infecting our world?

https://www.foxnews.com/science/blob-organism-no-brain-720-sexes-paris-zoo
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Re: Primordial liberal identified
« Reply #1 on: October 18, 2019, 03:22:57 PM »
I think I will need a definition of the 720 sexes thing.  720 sexes would indicate it needs 720 sexes to multiply.  I doubt that is true.
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Re: Primordial liberal identified
« Reply #2 on: October 18, 2019, 03:31:58 PM »
No brain and 720 sexes? I think it's what liberals are trying to evolve into.
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Re: Primordial liberal identified
« Reply #3 on: October 18, 2019, 03:48:25 PM »
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Re: Primordial liberal identified
« Reply #4 on: October 18, 2019, 04:33:31 PM »
Tsk-tsk.  And you say there's no intelligent life on earth.
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Re: Primordial liberal identified
« Reply #5 on: October 18, 2019, 05:10:19 PM »
Quote from: RoadKingLarry on October 18, 2019, 03:16:56 PM
The Paris Zoo has identified the primordial liberal archtype, no brain, 720 sexes.
Or, could this be the original source of the liberal plague infecting our world?

https://www.foxnews.com/science/blob-organism-no-brain-720-sexes-paris-zoo

I am SO stealing this! :old:
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Re: Primordial liberal identified
« Reply #6 on: October 18, 2019, 05:16:06 PM »
What natural disaster will this thing be paired with for the SyFy special?  Blob-quake? Blob-flood?


But this thing can't be a lefty. They said it heals itself. A true leftist would require a safe-space to heal.
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Re: Primordial liberal identified
« Reply #7 on: October 18, 2019, 05:55:45 PM »
It's a slime mold.

Slime molds are legitimately interesting, but poo science disgusts me.
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Re: Primordial liberal identified
« Reply #8 on: October 18, 2019, 06:27:00 PM »
I think there are already a few of those holding office in DC.
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Re: Primordial liberal identified
« Reply #9 on: October 20, 2019, 03:05:31 PM »
Quote from: zahc on October 18, 2019, 05:55:45 PM
It's a slime mold.

Slime molds are legitimately interesting, but poo science disgusts me.

The three things I remember from a "Mold Seminar" long ago was that everything under the normal forest litter you crunch through is mold, that if you cut a colony of some molds (slime molds?) in half, they will try to rejoin over quite a distance, and that there are "artillery molds," which are known to shoot their spores a considerable distance.

So they really are interesting, but over time, most of the lecture by the well-known moldologist (mycologist?) has been forgotten.

That's it, that's all I know.... Oh, wait !  Fig Newtons were named after a town in Massachussetts, not the scientist.

https://youtu.be/mushpWHxxH8 (0:53)

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Re: Primordial liberal identified
« Reply #10 on: October 21, 2019, 01:52:56 PM »
Quote from: 230RN on October 20, 2019, 03:05:31 PM
Fig Newtons were named after a town in Massachussetts, not the scientist.

Terry, =D

Well they're not Apple Newtons, so obviously...
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