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You can't actually taste soy sauce via your testicles
« on: January 21, 2020, 08:29:58 AM »
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Re: You can't actually taste soy sauce via your testicles
« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2020, 08:58:10 AM »
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Re: You can't actually taste soy sauce via your testicles
« Reply #2 on: January 21, 2020, 09:13:45 AM »
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Re: You can't actually taste soy sauce via your testicles
« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2020, 10:23:08 AM »
So, what CAN one taste with one's testicles?  Or the scrotum? 

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Re: You can't actually taste soy sauce via your testicles
« Reply #4 on: January 21, 2020, 10:42:33 AM »
Quote from: Fly320s on January 21, 2020, 10:23:08 AM
So, what CAN one taste with one's testicles?  Or the scrotum? 

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The density of tastebuds is low so you'll want very intense flavors.  I recommend a paste of artificial sweetener, or if that fails extremely hot peppers.  Something in the million+ SHU range should suffice.  Be sure to apply a liberal coat over everything to give the best opportunity for success.
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Re: You can't actually taste soy sauce via your testicles
« Reply #5 on: January 21, 2020, 01:21:04 PM »
Also I hear that live piranhas have a very subtle, but interesting and piquant flavor.
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Re: You can't actually taste soy sauce via your testicles
« Reply #6 on: January 21, 2020, 02:27:52 PM »
Quote from: cordex on January 21, 2020, 10:42:33 AM
The density of tastebuds is low so you'll want very intense flavors.  I recommend a paste of artificial sweetener, or if that fails extremely hot peppers.  Something in the million+ SHU range should suffice.  Be sure to apply a liberal coat over everything to give the best opportunity for success.

A liberal coating of this will help with the tastebuds absorbing the spicy flavors.  https://www.amazon.com/DMSO-Dimethyl-sulfoxide-Pharmaceutical-Heiltropfen/dp/B00ZNV5N8U
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Re: You can't actually taste soy sauce via your testicles
« Reply #7 on: January 21, 2020, 03:30:16 PM »
Great, we'll soon be seeing warning labels on bottles of soy sauce.
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Re: You can't actually taste soy sauce via your testicles
« Reply #8 on: January 21, 2020, 04:31:14 PM »
Quote from: brimic on January 21, 2020, 02:27:52 PM
A liberal coating of this will help with the tastebuds absorbing the spicy flavors.  https://www.amazon.com/DMSO-Dimethyl-sulfoxide-Pharmaceutical-Heiltropfen/dp/B00ZNV5N8U

Holy crap!  Those reviews are a scary glimpse into the minds of whackos.
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Re: You can't actually taste soy sauce via your testicles
« Reply #9 on: January 21, 2020, 05:45:06 PM »
Can they taste whipped cream, too?

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Re: You can't actually taste soy sauce via your testicles
« Reply #10 on: January 21, 2020, 08:12:03 PM »
Quote from: Fly320s on January 21, 2020, 04:31:14 PM
Holy crap!  Those reviews are a scary glimpse into the minds of whackos.

Yee. I just read some. Used to use this stuff at work, was warned to ‘not get any of this stuff on you, its a transdermal agent which will carry anything on you directly into your bloodstream.’
People are apparantly mixing it with all kinds of crap and painting themselves with it :facepalm:
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Re: You can't actually taste soy sauce via your testicles
« Reply #11 on: January 21, 2020, 09:34:16 PM »
Quote from: 230RN on January 21, 2020, 05:45:06 PM
Can they taste whipped cream, too?



I'd wager that would be a slippery slope.
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Re: You can't actually taste soy sauce via your testicles
« Reply #12 on: January 21, 2020, 11:20:16 PM »
Well gee thanks risk manager. Only decent sushi joint in town and now I can't go back ever.

P.S. Wasabi bad.
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