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Re: Looks like Stormy's lawyer needs a lawyer
« Reply #25 on: March 28, 2019, 06:24:21 PM »
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Re: Looks like Stormy's lawyer needs a lawyer
« Reply #26 on: March 29, 2019, 09:17:59 AM »
It would be a hell of a distraction. 

What if he just said he identified as a non-white male?

He's italian isn't he? Those dagos are BARELY white anyway.*




*Yes, I'm allowed to be racist because they are white.
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Re: Looks like Stormy's lawyer needs a lawyer
« Reply #27 on: March 29, 2019, 01:24:34 PM »
Wait.  Did this come out of the Meuller probe? 
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Re: Looks like Stormy's lawyer needs a lawyer
« Reply #28 on: March 29, 2019, 01:53:33 PM »
"We're gonna win so much, you're gonna get tired of winning."

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I saw a clip at lunch from the recent rally:  "Michael Avenatti went from Avenatti 2020 to Avenatti 20 to 25."
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Re: Looks like Stormy's lawyer needs a lawyer
« Reply #29 on: April 01, 2019, 09:23:16 PM »
What a POS if true

Michael Avenatti is accused of keeping a $4M personal injury settlement payout from a paraplegic man with mental health issues, according to his former legal partner
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6848179/Michael-Avenatti-accused-improperly-keeping-4M-settlement-payout-away-paraplegic-man.html

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Avenatti described the allegations as 'absolutely outrageous' and said the payments were an advance on a different settlement payment.

He said in court that the $4 million check cashed in his trust account was not the same $4 million sent to his firm by LA County five days earlier.
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Stolper claimed that in 2017 Avenatti funneled $952,000 to a private trust account rather than to his bankrupt firm, then denied under oath in a hearing a month later that he had any private trust accounts.

In court Stopler produced documents showing that the NFL paid Avenatti's firm around $1.5 million to settle a case with one of the firm's clients on May 17, 2017.

The same day, Avenatti set up a private trust account and funneled $952,000 of the settlement money to it, bank statements presented in court showed.

In a hearing a month later, Avenatti testified under oath that he did not have a separate trust account.
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Re: Looks like Stormy's lawyer needs a lawyer
« Reply #30 on: April 02, 2019, 02:10:14 PM »
He's going to be millions in debt, and in prison. Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.
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Re: Looks like Stormy's lawyer needs a lawyer
« Reply #31 on: April 02, 2019, 11:24:57 PM »
Stolen from the internet tubes:

He went from Avenatti 2020 to 20-25
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Re: Looks like Stormy's lawyer needs a lawyer
« Reply #32 on: April 03, 2019, 03:29:01 PM »
Sorry, Rachael.  Beto beat ya to it.
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Re: Looks like Stormy's lawyer needs a lawyer
« Reply #33 on: April 03, 2019, 03:42:12 PM »
Sorry, Rachael.  Beto beat ya to it.


Stop stealing Amy Schumer's gig! It's her job to steal other people's jokes, Rachel.
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Re: Looks like Stormy's lawyer needs a lawyer
« Reply #34 on: April 03, 2019, 04:14:45 PM »
Stop stealing Amy Schumer's gig! It's her job to steal other people's jokes, Rachel.

I thought that was Milton Berle's shtick.
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Re: Looks like Stormy's lawyer needs a lawyer
« Reply #35 on: February 14, 2020, 02:35:56 PM »
And he is guilty, with a capital GUILTY!

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/02/14/disgraced-lawyer-michael-avenatti-found-guilty-in-nike-extortion-trial.html

I wonder if he's been able to get out from under his crushing debt?

Of course, it probably won't matter much once he's being crushed under Bubba, his cellmate.
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Re: Looks like Stormy's lawyer needs a lawyer
« Reply #36 on: February 14, 2020, 03:38:24 PM »
Also remember that there were a number of media hacks who were seriously talking about him as a Democrat Presidential candidate. 
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Re: Looks like Stormy's lawyer needs a lawyer
« Reply #37 on: February 14, 2020, 03:44:46 PM »
talking about him as a Democrat Presidential candidate. 

So does this make him more or less attractive to the democrats then ? :lol:
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Re: Looks like Stormy's lawyer needs a lawyer
« Reply #38 on: February 14, 2020, 04:26:11 PM »
So does this make him more or less attractive to the democrats then ? :lol:

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So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world, Frodo, besides the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring. In which case, you also were meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought