Author Topic: Another Indicator of Being in Retirement  (Read 2274 times)

makattak

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Re: Another Indicator of Being in Retirement
« Reply #25 on: July 31, 2020, 12:17:01 PM »
Ben in 3 hours...

DAMMIT! WHERE'S THAT NOTE?

I've just realized that having children is God's way of preparing you for old age.

While you are young, you can put something down and have it disappear at any moment because of little fingers forcing you to search all over the house to discover where it's been moved to.

Once you're old, that skill of finding where some person (you, this time) hid the item becomes very useful.
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So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world, Frodo, besides the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring. In which case, you also were meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought

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Re: Another Indicator of Being in Retirement
« Reply #26 on: July 31, 2020, 12:27:07 PM »
Ben in 3 hours...

DAMMIT! WHERE'S THAT NOTE?

Note? What note?
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Re: Another Indicator of Being in Retirement
« Reply #27 on: July 31, 2020, 02:00:54 PM »
Note? What note?
The one about going to Pennsylvania.

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Re: Another Indicator of Being in Retirement
« Reply #28 on: July 31, 2020, 04:30:37 PM »
It is quite funny to see what Olde Phartes will do to draw attention to themselves..... :old:   Oh, by the way, did I tell you about my colonoscopy yesterday...??
"Never wrestle with a pig.  You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it."  G.B. Shaw

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Re: Another Indicator of Being in Retirement
« Reply #29 on: July 31, 2020, 07:01:47 PM »
Pictures or it didn't happen.




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Re: Another Indicator of Being in Retirement
« Reply #30 on: July 31, 2020, 07:04:28 PM »
A wise man you are. :lol: :lol:
"Never wrestle with a pig.  You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it."  G.B. Shaw

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Re: Another Indicator of Being in Retirement
« Reply #31 on: July 31, 2020, 08:10:47 PM »
Note? What note?

How was your lobster roll?
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Re: Another Indicator of Being in Retirement
« Reply #32 on: July 31, 2020, 08:25:51 PM »
How was your lobster roll?

The pizza was delicious!
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Re: Another Indicator of Being in Retirement
« Reply #33 on: August 01, 2020, 01:41:12 PM »
. :old:   Oh, by the way, did I tell you about my colonoscopy yesterday...??

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Re: Another Indicator of Being in Retirement
« Reply #34 on: August 01, 2020, 04:57:42 PM »
Oh hell, that's old hat. I did the "Colonoscopy for Christmas" thread a couple of years ago...
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Re: Another Indicator of Being in Retirement
« Reply #35 on: August 02, 2020, 12:22:27 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_QZe8Z66x8

Ha ha ha ha....

I will say I did get in my 5 mile walk during the prep......in spurts.
"Never wrestle with a pig.  You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it."  G.B. Shaw