Author Topic: Do you suffer from alcoholism? Try a fecal transplant!  (Read 671 times)

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Re: Do you suffer from alcoholism? Try a fecal transplant!
« Reply #1 on: September 03, 2020, 12:24:11 PM »
I had a problem with alcoholism for a while. My second wife drank too much. Divorce was the only cure available and it worked wonders.

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Re: Do you suffer from alcoholism? Try a fecal transplant!
« Reply #2 on: September 03, 2020, 02:19:22 PM »
One "Tossed Salad" coming up! ;-)
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Re: Do you suffer from alcoholism? Try a fecal transplant!
« Reply #3 on: September 03, 2020, 04:02:25 PM »
Really interesting!  I hope it is effective in future trials.

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Re: Do you suffer from alcoholism? Try a fecal transplant!
« Reply #4 on: September 04, 2020, 09:01:42 AM »
I think that clinical trial is full of <expletive>






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Re: Do you suffer from alcoholism? Try a fecal transplant!
« Reply #5 on: September 04, 2020, 06:38:52 PM »
Seriously, fecal transplant saved the lives of our Parvo puppies last year.

Also, it was not ingested. It was inserted into the rectum.
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Re: Do you suffer from alcoholism? Try a fecal transplant!
« Reply #6 on: September 04, 2020, 08:37:31 PM »
Is coprophagia in dogs still the correct term for feces-eating?

I'm amazed at the scientific "advances" since I quit drinking the hard way back in 1993.

Actually, quitting smoking was just as bad and I was about to start calling small town enforcement agencies to see if I paid all expenses (and hinted at a re-election campaign contribution), would they throw me in their pokey for, say, 5 days, to desmokify me.

Can't recommend that for drinking, since I never actually tried it for smoking.

I finally just balled up, gritted my yellowed teeth, stocked  up on every imaginable consumer item (except cigarettes), and stayed in the house for a week.  Toughest part was finding a dried out unsmoked cigarette in the couch cushions and flushing the g-damned thing down the john instead of lighting "just one."  But maaaan, that was close.

So yeah, quitting drinking was really tough, too, especially since then-Wife2 still drank.  She went to the big bar in the sky in 2007 to DIP (Drink In Peace).

I figure my next drink will kill me.

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Re: Do you suffer from alcoholism? Try a fecal transplant!
« Reply #7 on: September 05, 2020, 10:55:07 AM »
Not surprised really. But I think I'll stick to my probiotics.
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Re: Do you suffer from alcoholism? Try a fecal transplant!
« Reply #8 on: September 06, 2020, 12:04:30 AM »
it was on the news recently, well, the drive to work right wing extremist news radio i listen to at 0530.
 but it was for losing weight, not alcoholism.
 I just celebrated 25 years of sobriety.
  if it works, awesome, i also had to do it the hard way.
 out of alcohol/weed/ciggs - the most difficult was ciggs, that was brutal to quit 0 so i did that first
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Re: Do you suffer from alcoholism? Try a fecal transplant!
« Reply #9 on: September 06, 2020, 12:38:13 AM »
^ "- the most difficult was ciggs, that was brutal to quit so i did that first"


Agreed.  That's why I brought it up in a booze thread.  At least they don't deliberately add additional addictive substances to booze.  Not that either is easy.
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