My cell phone rang and it displayed a San Diego number I did not recognize. I normally wouldn't answer but I knew my step daughter was quite possibly there and on impulse and because I wasn't otherwise busy I answered.
I immediately heard exited shouting and background noise and many words I couldn't understand but then I realized some very exited young man was rapidly saying words like "quarantine" and "you will receive notification by letter" and "this will be the last call you get from me". I also realized that the background noise was a lot of "sir, yes sir!" and what sounded like a drill sergeant barking orders and chewing asses in basic training.
I asked who was calling and the young guy started babbling then the phone sounded like he was trying to dial again. I'm still hearing a lot of what sounded like ass chewing and heavy furniture being thrown around and sir yes sirs throughout.
Then I decided to stay silent and just listen. I hear the caller say "Sir, this phone is not working! Sir!"
That initiated some more loud ass chewing before the phone took a beating and the call disconnected.
I had answered on speaker phone and my wife heard it. She was scared. She didn't sound as scared as the caller though.
