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Author Topic: People Eating Tasty Animals — what’s the best animal?  (Read 734 times)
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« Reply #25 on: October 10, 2020, 11:13:54 AM »

Beef is generally my favorite . . . but I found bushbuck can be very, very tasty.
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« Reply #26 on: October 10, 2020, 01:48:08 PM »

I can’t believe no one has posted this answer yet.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7BZDZyRaGa8

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« Reply #27 on: October 10, 2020, 01:54:00 PM »

The Cow.

Self-feeding, self-propelled, leather bound hamburger, steak, milk, and fertilizer factories.

Gotta luv'em!

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« Reply #28 on: October 10, 2020, 03:16:10 PM »

Raw whale is good.  Not sure what kind of whale it was.
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« Reply #29 on: October 10, 2020, 03:58:51 PM »

We finally found a great steakhouse nearby, place called the Four Winds.  The restaurant is on ranch (formerly owned by a Dallas Cowboy player) where dinner is raised.  They prepare the steak with what's a mostly salt rub that leaves a fantastic crust.

Yeah, beef is the answer.
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« Reply #30 on: October 10, 2020, 06:11:37 PM »

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but I found bushbuck can be very, very tasty.

Okay, I'll .. bite!  Where did you find bushbuck?
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« Reply #31 on: October 11, 2020, 07:10:07 AM »

My wife used bacon juice to fry latkes this morning. Sorry, Jews. They're just better that way. It's science.

Okay, I'll .. bite!  Where did you find bushbuck?

Went to the Dark Continent and shot it, if I correctly recall.
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« Reply #32 on: October 12, 2020, 05:56:14 AM »

"First of all, "fowl" is not an animal. You listed several different types of animal.

Secondly, shellfish is not an animal. You listed several different types of animal.

Thirdly, fish is not an animal. You listed several different types of animal.

Fourthly, game is not an animal. You listed several different types of animal."

Uh..... say what?

Fish, shellfish, fowl, game, etc., are most certainly animals. They're all members of the Kingdom Animilia.

Some of them are extremely tasty animals.
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« Reply #33 on: October 12, 2020, 05:57:24 AM »

Some of the best critter I've ever had was Cape Buffalo steak, compliments of a coworker who went on safari in South Africa and shipped a bunch back.
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« Reply #34 on: October 12, 2020, 06:31:54 AM »

I really miss being able to eat an medium rare 80% half pound charbroiled beef burger with bacon, blue cheese crumbles and all the veggies.
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« Reply #35 on: October 12, 2020, 06:55:26 AM »

I really miss being able to eat an medium rare 80% half pound charbroiled beef burger with bacon, blue cheese crumbles and all the veggies.

This is that tick thing, right?  Do those "impossible burgers" work for you?  (not making a joke)  Although you probably can't have the bacon either.  Cry
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« Reply #36 on: October 12, 2020, 06:56:54 AM »

"First of all, "fowl" is not an animal. You listed several different types of animal.

Secondly, shellfish is not an animal. You listed several different types of animal.

Thirdly, fish is not an animal. You listed several different types of animal.

Fourthly, game is not an animal. You listed several different types of animal."

Uh..... say what?

Fish, shellfish, fowl, game, etc., are most certainly animals. They're all members of the Kingdom Animilia.

Some of them are extremely tasty animals.

They are animals, not an (meaning "one") animal.

That's why bacon-wrapped beef is the best animal.
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« Reply #37 on: October 12, 2020, 07:02:52 AM »

Now, seriously, this question is rather hard. There are basically, three schools of thought:

Pork is amazing for its versatility, but if I took this as a "which animal would you be willing to eat exclusively for the rest of your life?", beef wins hands down.

Or maybe we could use the "what animal should you stock on an interstellar voyage for colonists to use en route and raise once they arrive"? for which is best.

Or which is best for raising on your own in an earthly setting?

I think I'm going with black bears that eat beets.
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« Reply #38 on: October 12, 2020, 08:02:21 AM »

This is that tick thing, right?  Do those "impossible burgers" work for you?  (not making a joke)  Although you probably can't have the bacon either.  Cry

I eat bacon, yes the tick thing I believe. The impossible/beyound burger is a decent substitute for mouth feel and  taste but it's not 100%.
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« Reply #39 on: October 12, 2020, 08:10:36 AM »

"They are animals, not an (meaning "one") animal.

That's why bacon-wrapped beef is the best animal."

Uhm.... OK. Whatever makes you happy while you're eating your recipe constructed from TWO animals... 

Unless you've managed to come up with a hybrid of a pig and a beef... a Bork? a Peef?

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« Reply #40 on: October 12, 2020, 08:22:34 AM »

Unless you've managed to come up with a hybrid of a pig and a beef... a Bork? a Peef?



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« Reply #41 on: October 12, 2020, 08:49:09 AM »

"They are animals, not an (meaning "one") animal.

That's why bacon-wrapped beef is the best animal."

Uhm.... OK. Whatever makes you happy while you're eating your recipe constructed from TWO animals...  

Unless you've managed to come up with a hybrid of a pig and a beef... a Bork? a Peef?



Working on it:

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« Reply #42 on: October 12, 2020, 08:51:52 AM »

Ok, I've been completely flippant, but this is just an awesome rejoinder:




(And no, I don't eat it and had never heard of it, and probably isn't as good as real bacon, but, there it is.)
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« Reply #43 on: October 12, 2020, 08:59:52 AM »

https://youtu.be/V_laNt7Sh6g
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« Reply #44 on: October 12, 2020, 09:10:31 AM »

Ok, I've been completely flippant, but this is just an awesome rejoinder:




Owned by Smithfield which is own by the Chinese.

(And no, I don't eat it and had never heard of it, and probably isn't as good as real bacon, but, there it is.)

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« Reply #45 on: October 12, 2020, 09:13:56 AM »

(And no, I don't eat it and had never heard of it, and probably isn't as good as real bacon, but, there it is.)
Beef bacon is very good.
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« Reply #46 on: October 12, 2020, 12:39:08 PM »

Ok, I've been completely flippant, but this is just an awesome rejoinder:




(And no, I don't eat it and had never heard of it, and probably isn't as good as real bacon, but, there it is.)


Looks like pastrami in the raw.

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« Reply #47 on: October 14, 2020, 03:24:04 AM »

I was surprised lamb wasn't mentioned in the beginning.

Trouble is you have to special-order it, at least at City Market / King Soopers.  So I sometimes have lamb chops at restaurants.

But beef, hands down, on "the rest of your life" premise.

I had Burger King's "impossible burger" once and it was surprisingly good, but I wouldn't have it as a steady diet if regular burgers were available.  An interesting experiment, though.

I'm not sure of the marketing thrust for either impossible burgers or baconified beef.  I mean, if you're a vegetarian, you're a vegetarian, and if you keep Kosher, you keep Kosher, so why venture into a semi-forbidden area?  
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