This is obviously a PR plot cooked up by Karl Rove. We only thought he had retired. Instead he took a secret cabal of Haliburton executives led by Dick Cheney to southern California to light the wildfires. He tried to buy off all the local fire investigators to say the fires were accidental, from natural causes. But the truth leaked out and at least two of the fires were declared arson despite Haliburton's best wishes.
Nonetheless, the fires raged, clearing out large swaths of land, which will be condemned by the criminally incompetent FEMA leadership (all of whom were personally selected by Bush for just this reason). The land will be given to Blackwater, who wants to use it for a new training facility so that they can train Bush's personal army here in the states, so they can get used to fighting in American terrain.
The land in southern california is really just a payoff, you know, for demolishing the World Trade Center. Blackwater was hired to do the deed so that Bushco can start to steal all our civil liberties. It's no coincidence that they're called "blackwater", which is really just another name for polution, which Bushco just absolutely loves.
Anyways, after starting the fires Karl Rove flew all those Haliburton executives to Iraq in a top secret triangle shaped flying machine from Area 51. They personally bribed each of those Iraqi "donors" to make their donation, promising them hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of FRN's, which were printed by the Treasury for just these sorts of circumstances. Ya see, the Federal Reserve is run by another secret cabal, which is allied with the BushRoveHaliburtonCheney cabal, and they're secretly trying to devalue the dollar so that they can buy a super secret Mexican-American super highway.
But they won't get away with it, cause we know the truth and we're going to expose them all!
